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07-03-2023, 12:41 PM
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Join Date: Nov 15, 2018
Location: Port Arthur, Texas
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PRO-TIP for those with meddling wives/SOs
Any of you horndogs ever find yourself stressed out because you gotta go get that ass but in the back of your mind you know there's a chance that the wife or significant other is going to wonder where you are? Do you ever ask yourself: - What the fuck do I say if she logs into our tolltag account and wonders why I'm way out on Chisolm Trail?
- What if she notices I'm withdrawing cash from an ATM in Carrollton when I have no legit reason to be in Carrollton?
- What if she tracks my whereabouts on Find My iPhone?
This solution is easy but takes a little preparation.
1. think of something that either (a) you know wifey wants OR (b) something that wifey knows you want (e.g., jewelry, car, gun, dog, whatever).
2. create a Craigslist ad for that item in the vicinity of your provider using your burner number as the seller's contact info.
3. before you leave to go get that good good, send some texts back and forth with yourself like "hey, Bro, is your Olds Cutlass Supreme still available? If so, when can I come check it out?"
4. after you leave your lovely host's place, politely text the seller that you appreciate it and will get back with them.
Once you've laid this groundwork, you've got time-stamped text evidence and some plausible deniability. Happy 4th, all.
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07-03-2023, 02:04 PM
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Join Date: Feb 24, 2011
Location: Balls Deep
Posts: 769
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Pro tip for those men with half a brain cell left in their head.
Never get married to the state or cohabitate. Problem solved.
Do what you want, when you want, all the time.
Mic drop.
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07-03-2023, 03:02 PM
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Join Date: May 6, 2010
Location: Roundabout's Here
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Originally Posted by cf247
Any of you horndogs ever find yourself stressed out because you gotta go get that ass but in the back of your mind you know there's a chance that the wife or significant other is going to wonder where you are? Do you ever ask yourself: - What the fuck do I say if she logs into our tolltag account and wonders why I'm way out on Chisolm Trail?
- What if she notices I'm withdrawing cash from an ATM in Carrollton when I have no legit reason to be in Carrollton?
- What if she tracks my whereabouts on Find My iPhone?
This solution is easy but takes a little preparation.
1. think of something that either (a) you know wifey wants OR (b) something that wifey knows you want (e.g., jewelry, car, gun, dog, whatever).
2. create a Craigslist ad for that item in the vicinity of your provider using your burner number as the seller's contact info.
3. before you leave to go get that good good, send some texts back and forth with yourself like "hey, Bro, is your Olds Cutlass Supreme still available? If so, when can I come check it out?"
4. after you leave your lovely host's place, politely text the seller that you appreciate it and will get back with them.
Once you've laid this groundwork, you've got time-stamped text evidence and some plausible deniability. Happy 4th, all.
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Sure seems like an awful lot of trouble just to get laid. Maybe if you did this once a year but can't imagine doing it often. Porn is a lot less trouble.
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07-03-2023, 03:05 PM
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Join Date: Jun 29, 2023
Location: Texas
Posts: 519
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Originally Posted by cf247
Any of you horndogs ever find yourself stressed out because you gotta go get that ass but in the back of your mind you know there's a chance that the wife or significant other is going to wonder where you are? Do you ever ask yourself: - What the fuck do I say if she logs into our tolltag account and wonders why I'm way out on Chisolm Trail?
- What if she notices I'm withdrawing cash from an ATM in Carrollton when I have no legit reason to be in Carrollton?
- What if she tracks my whereabouts on Find My iPhone?
This solution is easy but takes a little preparation.
1. think of something that either (a) you know wifey wants OR (b) something that wifey knows you want (e.g., jewelry, car, gun, dog, whatever).
2. create a Craigslist ad for that item in the vicinity of your provider using your burner number as the seller's contact info.
3. before you leave to go get that good good, send some texts back and forth with yourself like "hey, Bro, is your Olds Cutlass Supreme still available? If so, when can I come check it out?"
4. after you leave your lovely host's place, politely text the seller that you appreciate it and will get back with them.
Once you've laid this groundwork, you've got time-stamped text evidence and some plausible deniability. Happy 4th, all.
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Bro that's the worst advice ever. Going to get that dicked handed out to you so bad someday if you are doing it while you have a wife on the side
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07-03-2023, 07:29 PM
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Location: Dallas, TX
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Originally Posted by Vanilla Gorilla
Never get married to the state or cohabitate. Problem solved.
Do what you want, when you want, all the time.
Mic drop.
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This
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07-04-2023, 08:18 AM
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2Recent References plz
User ID: 604266
Join Date: Apr 10, 2023
Location: Texas
Posts: 676
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1. Lowes & Home Depot are great excuses, you have a dream list of items but checking around for the best items takes time.
At least you are thinking a head of the game and preparing......great job
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07-04-2023, 10:35 AM
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Join Date: Aug 17, 2016
Location: Pussyville
Posts: 1,295
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Start a business or side gig.
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07-04-2023, 10:48 AM
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Just another guy
Join Date: Jan 10, 2010
Location: Fort Worth
Posts: 9,675
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Plenty of regular monthly meet-ups for real estate investors in the area. Find some and "attend" the meetings. It would help if you're already doing some RE, so that you can credibly tell your SO what the meeting was about when you get back.
"Work" late or on Saturdays. If you have to explain a tolltag, you had to deliver some documents to a client, or a friend called for lunch.
Buy a gun. "Go shooting" with a friend. You live in Burleson, but your friend likes ShootSmart at Alliance or Texas Gun Experience in Grapevine. Keep a few spare shot-up targets in your trunk for evidence.
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07-04-2023, 11:15 AM
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Join Date: Dec 21, 2012
Location: DFW
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Originally Posted by Aonegonexx
Start a business or side gig.
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This. Have a real hobby or side business. I prefer a hobby because it explains time and money beng spent. Best one is something you actualy enjoy but the wife hates. Invite the wife to go with you sometimes. If she goes a few times andhates it, she will not want to go any more. You need to actualy particiapte in your hobby many of the times your out. Once it becomes normal, its no longer an issue
EX:
I shoot pool. Actualy joined a group. At least twice a month, I actualy go shoot. Started off with a regular night, then added another evening a week from time to time. Bought a cue. Shoot with my kids from time to time.
Now, as far as the wife knows, I shoot once or twice a week. Go to exibitions, tourniments, etc. After a few years, I have made some friends. Have to go to their birthday parties, go shoot at their house with 3-4 of us. Even bought some small 3rd place tropies and ribbons. Dinner, beers, pool table, etc can cost me $100, as far as she knows. I shoot early or sometimes its 9pm before the guys can meet. Sometimes I am hombe by 8 . Other times, its midnight.
Bottom line is I have a regular reason to be out. Its a real hobby, and the wife is used to me doing it. I even ask her to go with me from time to time. In 10 years, she has never accepted.
She "knows" what I am doing so no reason to have to explain my activites
Though a real side gig , mostly cash can be great as well. Just pick something that calls for you to be out at the times you want to play. I have a computer repair business. Sometimes I really do have to go at odd hours of the day or night. I charge more than she thinks I do per hour and I get paid cash a lot. I report my earnings every year on out tax return so she knoews its real.
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07-04-2023, 01:10 PM
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Join Date: Dec 28, 2017
Location: The State of Bliss
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Honestly if you can't leave your residence for a couple of hours without it being an issue then the trust is already gone and probably because of your previous fuck ups. Your life on forward will be miserable and your movements tracked. Why can't you just say "Hey honey I'm about to run a few errands, do you need something while I'm out?" Or tend to some business and it doesn't have to be an all day thing. Don't be sloppy with your movements or get complacent.
How about going out when she goes out for what ever reason? What about taking a day or half a day off from work and leave as going to work and handle the business? What about saying that you are traveling for work or even working late or going in to work early? If you can't achieve some of these things your life is screwed but why are you even in a relationship or marriage that causes you to sneak around? Why put up with that stress? Free yourself and stop pretending to be married or in a relationship. You're not happy at home.
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07-05-2023, 01:05 PM
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Location: fort worth tx
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Tell her ur going to get a massage!!
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07-05-2023, 01:49 PM
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Join Date: Nov 3, 2020
Location: Texas
Posts: 453
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With a happy ending
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07-05-2023, 03:36 PM
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Join Date: Jan 28, 2010
Location: Dallas TX
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Even when I was married, I did what I wanted, isn't that what Men do? You married guys have to worry more now, she can drop a air tag or cheap $30 magnet gps unit and you're done! I had a friend who thought he was slick and god's gift to women that lives with hime Mom today. It was the cheap $30 GPS that did him in, she tracked him for a month before meeting him any the other whores house
Man up and stop being a pussy and leave the old hags, then you can get your balls emptied by any whore you want without worrying
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07-06-2023, 11:08 AM
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Join Date: Sep 6, 2014
Location: DFW
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Marriage us a BUSINESS CONTRACT. Anyone who tells you different us a fool.
Now tell me, would you eneter a business contract kniwing your partner can up leave at anytime for any reason? The answer is hell no.
Marriages should renew or not, every 5 years. You can walk away without recourse.
Then women/men would be blowing their husband and fucking their brains out 24/7.
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07-08-2023, 11:12 AM
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Join Date: Apr 7, 2009
Location: D/FW midcities
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I play poker. Explans LONG absences. Esplains being anywhere in the metroplex. Explains large withdrawals of cash. Same can be said for golfers except you can't play at night.
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