How is the economy?

[tuckahoe]

Just took a look at the NYC eccie Sandbox. It is wildly popular!!! So popular there has been ONE post in 2023. And a post from Sweet N Little is still on the FIRST page. From 2022!!!
It is so funny, I had to copy and repost it here!
Great memories of that lady!!!

The Recession hits everybody in the US ........

I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries.

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.

I saw a Mormon polygamist with only one wife.

If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America .

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .

A picture is now only worth 200 words.

When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!

And, finally

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan , and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
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[niofa]

Sometimes we have to calmly ask ourselves what we are seeking?

[tuckahoe]

I hit the incorrect keys on the date SNL posted this. It was 2011.

[InTheCountry]

Originally Posted by tuckahoe

I hit the incorrect keys on the date SNL posted this. It was 2011.

Times haven't changed much. Except for getting worse. We thought we saw the light at, the end of the tunnel just a few short years ago. Turns out that light. Was an oncoming train!