shaev the balls?

[Tits McFloppin]

i seen a hooker who said to shaev my balls to so she gonna suck on them so then a hooker said dont shaev them balls so what is liked better? i dont wanna get cut

[lilred_robin]

Just keep it trimmed, use maybe a #2. No need to shave. It's a lot harder for you guys to shave safely with all that stretchy skin.
So long as it's not a jungle, they're easy to get to.

[Tits McFloppin]

whats # 2 ?

your prety and i lke to see you

[lilred_robin]

It's a guard for a trimmer. #1 being the shortest and #8 leaving about an inch of hair.
I only know because I shaved off most of my hair in basic. Took forever to get it back this long!! Never going to do that again.

You seem very genuine and straight forward Titty Mac, but while I've come back to the boards and turned my site back on, I'm not ready to see anyone new just yet. I've got to get my P411 and date check accounts back on so I can screen safely. Maybe I'll get to meet you soon

[Tits McFloppin]

thats gonna be good sense i like you.

[ambersilk]

I like them shaved...or trimmed. Nice smooth and sensitive for licking.

[Lea Madisson]

I don't think you should shave your balls... I think you are too nervous to shave your balls... you are misspelling "shave"... probably because you are so nervous about it your hands are shaking. Shaving balls with a shaky hand is not a good idea! LOL

Smooch!

Lea

[bluffcityguy]

Originally Posted by Lea Madisson

I don't think you should shave your balls... I think you are too nervous to shave your balls... you are misspelling "shave"... probably because you are so nervous about it your hands are shaking.

I don't know how much time you've been spending in the TN forums recently, and whether you've seen Brother McFloppin's introductory post or other contributions to the discussion here.

He's misspelling "shave" because he claims to be dyslexic. Whether that's true or whether it's only an affectation secondary to his board persona affiant sayeth not, because affiant lacketh any sort of clue about it.

Rather than stress over the issue, affiant will just sit back and enjoy Brother McFloppin's unique literary stylings.



Cheers,

bcg (who is wondering how he can work "She gave me a boner!" (© Tits McFloppin) into his daily conversation...)

[lilred_robin]

Titty Mac, I found my trimmer if you need a hand ^_^

[guest100913]

Tits, its time for you and your boys to suit up and TOFTT !!

[bluffcityguy]

Originally Posted by ufriend2912

Tits, its time for you and your boys to suit up and TOFTT !!

I don't think that making a date with Robin's going to be TOFTT. Based on what I've heard of her, she's a sure thing.

(Semantic nit: it's not "taking one for the team" if you visit a lady with no reviews, and you have at least a good time and can recommend her when it's all over. It's "taking one for the team" when you visit a lady for whom there's no reviews or other information, and you have a lousy time (or worse). You endured the pain in that case but at least you can warn the rest of the team away from her...)

Cheers,

bcg (misuse of "TOFTT" is yet another one of bcg's pet peeves...)

PS: "I don't have 'pet peeves'; I have major psychotic fuckin' hatreds." --George Carlin

[guest100913]

BCG, you are right in the real world, yet in the "literary stylings" of Mac-world:

team = all male hobbyists
TOFTT = to do IT (whether good or bad)
report back to the team if she do IT good = write a review

There is a translation matrix built into the Acme decoder ring. The "TM lit style" module is available in version 6.3 or higher.

[bluffcityguy]

Originally Posted by ufriend2912

BCG, you are right in the real world, yet in the "literary stylings" of Mac-world:

team = all male hobbyists
TOFTT = to do IT (whether good or bad)
report back to the team if she do IT good = write a review

There is a translation matrix built into the Acme decoder ring. The "TM lit style" module is available in version 6.3 or higher.

I'll give Brother McFloppin a dispensation in light of his alleged "disability". However, I don't want others following his lead, otherwise I'll get a fatal case of dyspepsia and probably explode all over the board like John Hurt's character in Alien. Which sight would definitely not be pretty.



Cheers,

bcg

[Tits McFloppin]

Originally Posted by lilred_robin

Titty Mac, I found my trimmer if you need a hand ^_^

yes!!!!! i wanna you to trim them balls an boner thts so hot to. i like you cuz your nice and prety and your pics give me a big boner! then we gotta do IT to.

[Tits McFloppin]

no guys that is TOFTT cuz you do IT and thats how i roll.