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Old 05-16-2011, 01:57 PM   #1
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Default 545 vs. 300,000,000 People -By Charlie Reese

545 vs. 300,000,000 People

-By Charlie Reese

Politicians are the only people in the world who create problems and then campaign against them.

Have you ever wondered, if both the Democrats and the Republicans are against deficits, WHY do we have deficits?

Have you ever wondered, if all the politicians are against inflation and high taxes, WHY do we have inflation and high taxes?

You and I don't propose a federal budget. The President does.

You and I don't have the Constitutional authority to vote on appropriations. The House of Representatives does.

You and I don't write the tax code, Congress does.

You and I don't set fiscal policy, Congress does.

You and I don't control monetary policy, the Federal Reserve Bank does.

One hundred senators, 435 congressmen, one President, and nine Supreme Court justices equates to 545 human beings out of the 300 million are directly, legally, morally, and individually responsible for the domestic problems that plague this country.

I excluded the members of the Federal Reserve Board because that problem was created by the Congress. In 1913, Congress delegated its Constitutional duty to provide a sound currency to a federally chartered, but private, central bank.

I excluded all the special interests and lobbyists for a sound reason. They have no legal authority. They have no ability to coerce a senator, a congressman, or a President to do one cotton-picking thing. I don't care if they offer a politician $1 million dollars in cash. The politician has the power to accept or reject it. No matter what the lobbyist promises, it is the legislator's responsibility to determine how he votes.

Those 545 human beings spend much of their energy convincing you that what they did is not their fault. They cooperate in this common con regardless of party.

What separates a politician from a normal human being is an excessive amount of gall. No normal human being would have the gall of a Speaker, who stood up and criticized the President for creating deficits. The President can only propose a budget. He cannot force the Congress to accept it.

The Constitution, which is the supreme law of the land, gives sole responsibility to the House of Representatives for originating and approving appropriations and taxes. Who is the speaker of the House? John Boehner. He is the leader of the majority party. He and fellow House members, not the President, can approve any budget they want. If the President vetoes it, they can pass it over his veto if they agree to.

It seems inconceivable to me that a nation of 300 million cannot replace 545 people who stand convicted -- by present facts -- of incompetence and irresponsibility. I can't think of a single domestic problem that is not traceable directly to those 545 people. When you fully grasp the plain truth that 545 people exercise the power of the federal government, then it must follow that what exists is what they want to exist.

If the tax code is unfair, it's because they want it unfair.

If the budget is in the red, it's because they want it in the red.

If the Army & Marines are in Iraq and Afghanistan it's because they want them in Iraq and Afghanistan ...

If they do not receive social security but are on an elite retirement plan not available to the people, it's because they want it that way.

There are no insoluble government problems.

Do not let these 545 people shift the blame to bureaucrats, whom they hire and whose jobs they can abolish; to lobbyists, whose gifts and advice they can reject; to regulators, to whom they give the power to regulate and from whom they can take this power. Above all, do not let them con you into the belief that there exists disembodied mystical forces like "the economy," "inflation," or "politics" that prevent them from doing what they take an oath to do.

Those 545 people, and they alone, are responsible.

They, and they alone, have the power.

They, and they alone, should be held accountable by the people who are their bosses.

Provided the voters have the gumption to manage their own employees...

We should vote all of them out of office and clean up their mess!

Charlie Reese is a former columnist of the Orlando Sentinel Newspaper.

What you do with this article now that you have read it... is up to you.
This might be funny if it weren't so true.
Be sure to read all the way to the end:

Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table,
At which he's fed.

Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.

Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for
peanuts anyway!

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.

Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries
Tax his tears.

Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers;
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.

Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid...

Put these words
Upon his tomb,
'Taxes drove me
to my doom...'

When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.

Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax (currently 44.75 cents per gallon)
Gross Receipts Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Personal Property Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service Charge Tax
Social Security Tax
Road Usage Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
Sales Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring and Nonrecurring Charges Tax
Telephone State and Local Tax
Telephone Usage Charge Tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax


STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was the most prosperous in the world.
We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

What in the heck happened? Can you spell 'politicians?'

I hope this goes around THE USA at least 545 times!!! YOU can help it get there!!!

GO AHEAD. . . BE AN AMERICAN!!!
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Old 05-16-2011, 02:30 PM   #2
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WOW! Now who can argue with THAT?
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I guess you think we need more taxes....
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Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was the most prosperous in the world.
We had absolutely no national debt....


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_public_debt

From the above:

History


See also: National debt by U.S. presidential terms

The United States has had public debt since its inception. Debts incurred during the American Revolutionary War and under the Articles of Confederation led to the first yearly reported value of $75,463,476.52 on January 1, 1791.
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Further reading:

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We should vote all of them out of office and clean up their mess!

This.
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Old 05-24-2011, 02:21 PM   #7
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Good luck picking up the pieces. Let's see, while we're at it, why not fire all the teachers, close all the schools, burn all the books, revoke all professional licenses and start from scratch with all of them too. (WAIT A SECOND! I THINK WE'RE DOING THAT NOW!)

I'm for reasonable term limits... especially for the Senate.
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Getting rid of lawyers would be a great start...
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And getting rid of laws would be right behind. What about the constitution? Zat next?

LMMFAO!
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And getting rid of laws would be right behind. What about the constitution? Zat next?

LMMFAO!
The Dems already ignore the constitution....

Lawyers suck and swallow....
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Excellent. Allrighty then.
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Lawyers suck and swallow....
What's a lawyer and a sperm have in common?

They both have one in a million chance of becoming a, human being.
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That is a good one InU...
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I guess you think we need more taxes....
Not just yeah but HELL yeah. Tax the corporations that are getting away without paying their fair share. Tax the churches. Tax a certain herb that isn't currently legal in our state. Raise the inheritance tax. And finally, raise taxes on the extremely wealthy.

Do you want to fix things or not?
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Not just yeah but HELL yeah. Tax the corporations that are getting away without paying their fair share. Tax the churches. Tax a certain herb that isn't currently legal in our state. Raise the inheritance tax. And finally, raise taxes on the extremely wealthy.

Do you want to fix things or not?
A lot of the corporations pay the majority of the tax revenue already and if you over tax the corporations they will leave. When they leave we would have less jobs and no tax revenue from these corporations. Why do you want to tax churches? Churches do a lot of charity work in our communities and give back.

God only ask you give 10%. I do not see were the Government or anyone should be asking for more. Punishing people for doing more and working hard is not a very good motivational tool. The extremely wealthy already pay more than everyone else.

If you look at Illinois they have very high tax rates and business are leaving in the droves as well as people.

You can not fix things by punishing good behavior.

My solution would get rid of the tax code which no one really understands anyway. Make a 10% tax across the board. Stop giving stimulus to money to companies that owe back taxes. So much for the Joe Biden oversight on the last stimulus. Use our resources on our soil only and quit importing. Offer an insensitive for a common sense solution for lower energy cost. Get rid of welfare it promotes laziness. Social Security is a not gonna do me any good get rid of that for everyone under 40. Return power to the states and get rid of all Federal oversight were it is creating red tape that hinders progress.
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