'Tis The Season For Ads

[rockerrick]

Seems to be the season for shameless ads , so I'm taking my shot at one ! Let's face it Santa sucks ! He's old , fat , and probably can't fuck for more than 30 seconds before having to call in one of his helpers .

So in the Xmas spirit I'm offering my services as a Xmas Elf . Seriously do you want to take pictures sitting on the lap of some fat old man , or this sexy Xmas Elf . Call on me anytime in the next 7 days , and I'll come deliver my package ! And I wont even call you names like HO HO HO !


PM all offers entertained.

[Mr Blonde]

Can a man's threAd be hijacked???
I'm offering free FBSM during the holidays..

[harkontume]

yes Mr. Blonde it can be hijacked.

Would the Mods please comment on the Rules of Hijackness?

Question for the team:
What was the last thread you hijacked?

[rockerrick]

Damn , I've been double hijacked !
You guys aren't ladies , sorry but no sitting in my lap !

And no package delivery for you !

[Mr Blonde]

Originally Posted by rockerrick

Damn , I've been double hijacked !
You guys aren't ladies , sorry but no sitting in my lap !

And no package delivery for you !

This can be like the groupon threAd... At least it will all be in one threAd

[ztonk]

Originally Posted by rockerrick

You guys aren't ladies , sorry but no sitting in my lap !

I'm sorry, but your threAD doesn't restrict your "services" to just ladies.

I was curious if you would be in a green elf suit?

ztonk
AustinModStaff

[rockerrick]

Hahahaha Z , you know I still have the suit ! But the same restrictions I've placed on Mr. Blonde , and Harkontume , apply to you as well .
Plus one other thing I must point out ,
Absolutely No Freebies For Mods!