the good, the bad and the unbelievable“. Situations we find ourselves in.

[Maxxi Roxx]

OMG! I am so glad we have e some place to go to talk about and share
our experience “the good, the bad and the unbelievable“. Situations we
find ourselves in. I am still freaking out!

I receive a call last Thursday night from one of my regular clients (I will
call him “Jake”). Now, OMG! Jake is a hottie! I mean GQ material and he
has a sexy, irresistible charm about him. Anyway… back to why he is calling.

Jake tells me he is in a very kinky and adventurous mood this evening.
He wanted to stop fascinating about me using a strap on him and get the
naughty deed done. “It’s now or never”, Jake says. “Are you going to
help me fulfill my big, dirty fantasy?” I said “oh yea baby you know it!”

I asked Jake if I could put video us and place it on my website? Of course he said NO! I am like damn your NO fun! I was only messing with ya, calm
down and loosen up a little. It will be okay.

He tells me the first thing we need to do is go to an adult novelty store
and buy the strap on. I will pick you up in an hour and wear a little black
dress or skirt “for easy access” and those stripper shoes you wear
sometimes. He decided it would be kinkier if we did in one of those private rooms.

An hour later Jake is at my incall and off to the adult novelty store we
go. We decided to go to New Fine Arts in Garland. Which is a BIG MISTAKE!

We arrive and find that the store is not very busy. There is sooo cool stuff to check out. I am trying not to buy anything but it’s hard when I want everything I see. Jake headed straight to the strap section and picked out a few. Then he asked me to look over his selection and help him decide which one. “Dude”, I said, “it’s your ass hole. What looks good to you?”

Jake and I are being making light conversation when I hear a very familiar voice walking up behind me saying “Mom?”. Holy Shit! Yes. There is my son with his buddies!

My son asked Mom what you are doing here? I am speechless, I am so
busted (I’m thinking to myself) and then my son turns to my client Jake
and asked, “Who are you?”

I was relieved that at least Jake looked like someone I would date.
(After all, he was a HOTTIE.) The whole thing would have been much
worse had Jake been one of my older clients. Jake came to my rescue. Thank GOD he was on top of his game, because I sure wasn’t! Jake introduced himself has to my son and told my son that he was hosting a bachelor party and needed to buy a few party favors.

Jake said, “I asked your mom if she would help pick out the party supplies since she is sharp about this type of thing”. Jake said to my son “Hey. You guys are cruising the adult book store. You can pitch in, too. If you were the best man and you were in charge of the Bachelor party, what would buy?”

Well my son and his buddies helped Jake pick out a few necessary items
for the so called “bachelor party”. My boy can be so helpful, but this I
never expected. And I’m certain that my boy did not expect what was really going to happen with the strap-on stuff that he just helped Jake to purchase.

The next day I at home and my son walks in and I ask him what where you doing their anyways? He saids, Mom I am 19!

[l1lc]

Lol wow! That's one for the history books. Good thing Jake brought his A game.

[lisa.lisa0302]

Talk about a close encounter...........yikes.

Jake saved the night!

[SweetKendall]

Wow what a story... Good Job Jake!

[pmdelites]

maxxi, that's so incredible. i glad it didnt go south.

but a couple of questions... i know, i'm too damn inquisitive...

1. so what was so "BIG MISTAKE" about the NFA in garland [the on shiloh s. of nw hwy??] that the son showed up or it was a less than desirable place to be. i've been thinking of taking a woman friend there. having been in there before, your comment caught my ear.

2. good thing jake saved your ass [oh, so you would be soft w/ his later??]. but i have to ask - did they boys see and/or select the strap-on? and if so, did they ask how in the hell that would be appropriate at a bachelor's party? because all the juicy details are not recounted, there's a gap there big enough for a dildo.

3. what did the boys buy? videos, toys, condoms, lube, crotchless body stockings??

3. finally, did jake get to experience the strap-on? did he enjoy it?? you can post that in another thread. i've only had it used on me once and things didnt come out so we, no pun intended.

anyhoo, bet you breathed a big sigh of relief after the boys left.

[Chica Chaser]

You owe Jake a freebie or two, for pulling your bacon out of the fire!

[CDL1]

JAKE is the MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wow!

[TexTushHog]

So Jake saved you bacon big time. I'm with Chica Chaser -- did you reward him appropriately, or did you just fuck him in the ass? If the latter, it just goes to show that "no good deed goes unpunished."

[Jules Jaguar]

wow great story! i think the bit mistake had to be running into her son there, ive been there but i was un aware of the rooms in the back. anyone care to inform me of what goes on back there??? and jake is one smooth operator

[Maxxi Roxx]

Originally Posted by pmdelites

maxxi, that's so incredible. i glad it didnt go south.

but a couple of questions... i know, i'm too damn inquisitive...

1. so what was so "BIG MISTAKE" about the NFA in garland [the on shiloh s. of nw hwy??] that the son showed up or it was a less than desirable place to be. i've been thinking of taking a woman friend there. having been in there before, your comment caught my ear.

2. good thing jake saved your ass [oh, so you would be soft w/ his later??]. but i have to ask - did they boys see and/or select the strap-on? and if so, did they ask how in the hell that would be appropriate at a bachelor's party? because all the juicy details are not recounted, there's a gap there big enough for a dildo.

3. what did the boys buy? videos, toys, condoms, lube, crotchless body stockings??

3. finally, did jake get to experience the strap-on? did he enjoy it?? you can post that in another thread. i've only had it used on me once and things didnt come out so we, no pun intended.

anyhoo, bet you breathed a big sigh of relief after the boys left.

The BIG MSTAKE I was refering to was going to New Fine Arts in Garland/ Mesquite. The old saying Never hobby to close to home, is so true!

Since my son is a jokster he is all about playing jokes or gags on his buddies, so the strap on was the "butt" of all jokes". We bought some Glow in the Dark Condoms and lube.

The whole time I was just wanting to leave, but my son and his friends had a blast.

We did go back to my place and make his fantasy a reality.

[pmdelites]

maxxi, glad it all came out well!!!

but i can imagine your panties were quite ...... when you heard/saw your son!