Warning to Older Men

[cnym]

Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I have seen for Men. I wanted to pass it on in case you haven't heard about it. A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Lowe's, Home Depot, or Costco Customers. This one caught me by surprise.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite Traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-something girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds. You agree and they get into the back seat.

On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen June 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th,17th, 20th, 24th, & 29th. Also July 1st & 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th & 28th, three times last Monday and very likely again this upcoming weekend. So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take advantage of older men.

Warn your friends to be vigilant.

BTW, Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found cheaper ones for $1.99 at K- Mart and bought them out. Also, you never will get to eat at McDonalds. I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth to Lowe's, Home Depot, and Costco.

[cnym]

Of course Not. This is a joke.
The guy kept buying wallets and going back to see the Girls, LOL

[brutusbluto]

ROTFLMAO

[Perryay]

Why do I get a feeling that Jack got it the first time around!

[GP]

Oh Boy, Jack, you got it. Puhhhhlease tell me you got it on the first go round LOL

[Hardpiped03]

LMAO.....gotta love it.

[sunfish]

lets go shopping

[Chloe]

How did you fall for it over and over? Stolen on many different dates? I am baffled!!

[Chloe]

I am waiting outside your job in a wet bikini ready to take your next wall-mart wallet

[cnym]

Is that You Chloe standing on the sidewalk outside of my Office in a wet bikini? I just need to run out to the store and buy some wallets to see you, I will be right back.

[brutusbluto]

sorry, beat all of you to it, I bought em all out online, so I am selling the cheap wallets now for $5 bucks a piece, let me know how many you all want.....lol

[Tex9401]

I had it bad, I was jacking off last night and my hands fell asleep, and I was up all night.

[cnym]

jymie,
I will need one hour worth of wallets since Chloe is standing on the sidewalk outside of my Office in a wet bikini; her nipples are getting hard and freezing. I need to do something to keep her warm. Do you take pay pall or should it be cash in a white envelope left on the dresser, LOL

[offshoredrilling]

cash, he is the guy next to her selling wallets

[cnym]

Now there are five of them lined up outside my office window with their bikinis
It is better than a ShowCase!!
I am running out of wallets, do you think they would take Prada handbags or Fredrick’s of Hollywood gift certificates?