APC - Alligator Penis Clits

[johnrubmehard]

I am seeing a new trend. Have been with a few ladies lately that have very hard clits when teased. Almost looks like a little penis. Even had one lady say she had a hard-on and it was pushing out of her panties....

Was watching Discovery channel the other night about Alligators and noticed males have a little penis...sorta looks like the hard clits I have been seeing lately.....

Want to make a new hobby acronym - Alligator Penis Clit...APC

What does everyone think????

[Tara Evans]

Thats funny that you that, the other day I was told to let the little man out of the boat.

[Guest0812112]

I hate to tell you this but it depends on the age of the alligator. For the male to be sexualy mature he would have to be getting over 6ft long which could means as much as 15 to 20 years old in the wild and at that point he might have what you consider a large clit size penis. At full sexual maturity he could have as much as 6 to 8 inches in lenth (penis). from haven spent many years raising and skinning them this has been what i usually experence. FYI for a hatchlen alligator to reach 4ft in the wild it ususally takes 6 to 9 years. XOXO chelsea

[SweetAterPie]

[quote=johnrubmehard;

Was watching Discovery channel the other night about Alligators and noticed males have a little penis...[/quote]


Sir should we be concerned about you?

[Fancyinheels]

Originally Posted by SweetAterPie

Sir should we be concerned about you?

He needs therapy, advanced physical therapy.

If someone told me that I had an APC, or used that in a description, I think I'd be insulted. Sounds so rough and scratchy and unfeminine. How about describing an engorged, hardened clit as ARE? "Attention, Ready, Eat!" or "Aroused, Revealed, Enjoy!"

[SweetAterPie]

How about,

LAD(Launch Assistance Device) or (Linger And Die)
PAT(PRE Admission Testing)

I think it is heaven on earth but that acronym could be problematic.

[b2flyer51]

You just never know what you'll learn about in here . . .

A Gator growin'/skinnin' provider!

Flyer

[daty/o]

Sorry, something about "alligator penis clit" doesn't make my mouth water. Too masculine for such a delicate, feminine part.

[Fiero]

If it ain't broke...don't rename it.

[Jules Jaguar]

Originally Posted by Fiero

If it ain't broke...don't rename it.

amen

[johnrubmehard]

It was a silly observation... I know exactly what a swollen clit is for and I am very good at helping relieve its tension. Cant tell you how many women have said "Where did you learn how to do that?" .....Ancient Texan Redneck Secrets and a PHD in Clitology are a good combo.....They always leave relaxed and needing a glass of water.....

Too many serious people on this board sometimes.....))

[monkish]

...now that was a minute and 30 seconds of my life I'm not going to get back.

[Toolman54]

Classic porn star Vanessa Del Rio had one of the sexiest clits ever. Check out her gang bang scene in Devil In Miss Jones II. Her clit is amazing.

[ithyphallicus]

Alligator penis, huh?

[BACKSCRATCHER]

It's the "Al" that bothers me; if this sticks please shorten it to Gatorclit.