White Asses can quickly become discolored from crap tracks, explosive farts, dirt, grime and toilet bowl waters. Fortunately, there are a variety of ways to remove the grime and return them to white once again.
You Will Need:
- Cleaning product:
- Clorox Bleach
- All-purpose cleaner
- Purple Power
- SOS pads
- Simple Green
- Stiff wire brush or Scrubbing pad (ex: Scotch Brite)
Steps to Clean the Ass and returning it to a natural bright white.:
- Begin by selecting your cleaning product. These are readily available in most automotive departments as well as automotive supply stores. Household products are often effective as well, just ensure they are safe for the ass and will not result in early wear.
- Spray the cleaner directly onto the ass or apply it to the scrubbing pad first. Be sure to spread the cheeks and dig in deep to insure no left over residue can seep back out.
- Now, it just takes some elbow grease and time. Scrub the debris from the ass.
- Rinse frequently with water and bleach to check your progress.
- Reapply the cleaner as needed and rinse the scrubbing pad frequently as well.
- Once the ass is clean, rinse thoroughly with water and dry.
Additional Tips and Advice
- Though cleaners such as Comet work well, they can dry out the ass which can lead to early wear. Choose cleaners carefully and ensure they are safe for the ass.
- For the easiest cleaning, keep on top of the ass, cleaning it every week or two. These frequent cleanings will allow for shorter, easier cleaning times in the future.\
The above technique worked well for me. The only thing I might add is baby powder.... I like a freshly powderd hiney....
You may need some help with the above depending on just how obese you are. Can you actually reach your ass? If not you should call Wayward and get him to meet you at one of those Industrial High Pressure Car Washes..... I'm sure he would assist you in getting into those hard to reach spots with the High Pressure Spray Wand and the Soapy Brush....
Regarding your other problem with the wife and your puss needs...... I too suffer from being overly round.....
I'm too lazy to make trips to Herbalife dealers so I found DietGourmet...
www.dietgourmet.com
A hot little college coed delivered my food twice a week and I corrupted her into providing on her twice weekly visits.... I checked her phone and my wife's name was not in it but I did find a "Mrs JAKE" using all big letters for the JAKE.... I'm sorry if that brings you more pain.
personally... If my wife is getting some puss on the side I'm OK with it. So long as I don't have to know about it or pay for it...
Sorry you have to deal with this...we all know how hard it is to find out that the special lady in your life is seeing someone else..... It hurts.... Don't dump her though... It's hard to find a decent looking diet food peddler....
If neither of the above work well for you then fabricate and article from the Medical Journal of the dangers of Blue Balls spreading to the entire body due to a lack of nookie and maybe the wife will agree to "suck the poison" out of your body through the penis... Be sure the fabricated article explains the need for total shaft engulfment..... This worked for me once on that naive wench that was my first wife..... Warn that if left untreated and it spreads she will be standing next to Papa Smorf at all the family functions you have to attend together throughout the year.
I need help
