The Presidents Eccie Review of Stormy Daniels

[Sistine Chapel]

***Disclaimer*** - I would fuck Stormy too.

Knowing his fucked up mindset to world affairs.... I'm pretty sure the President of the United States creeps on this site.

I heard she was also a Provider.....and old skunk head Don likes to eat shit in a scat fetish

Can't wait for that 60 Minutes Interview. .

[chicagoboy]

Originally Posted by Sistine Chapel

***Disclaimer*** - I would fuck Stormy too.

Sista Chappelle couldn’t afford Stormy.

[eccieuser9500]

So where's the review? I was ready for a parody of our review board. How do you imagine Dickhead Don's Rest of Story would go? I'm so disappointed. #Sad.


My version of his ROS: I saw. I came. She conquered.

[eccieuser9500]

Date: July 2006
Provider: Stormy Daniels
User ID: none
Phone: didn't ask
Email address: stormydaniels@yourservice.nut
URL / Website: GTS www.google.com
City: South Lake Tahoe
State: California/Nevada border
Address: resort hotel
Appointment Type: Outcall
Did the Appointment take place at the agreed-upon time?: Yes
Activities: CIP (Cum in Pants)
Session Length: 2 mins
Fee: 0 ($130,000 hush money upcharge)
Hair Color and Length: long blonde
Age: 23 (Fake news)
Smoking Status: I Couldn't Tell
Ethnic Background: White/Caucasian
Physical Description: videos accurate
The Rest of the Story: I saw. I came. She conquered.
Recommend: If you can hold out for more than two minutes. (Damn Mickie D's)

[Captain.Classic]

^ all that was missing was a "SAD! She didn't even let me CIM bc I CIP!" and "A Nice & Stormy Night? FAKE NEWS!" review title.

Be a damn shame if President Trump didn't take advantage of her "Operation Desert Stormy" performance during the time he spent with her though.

[HoustonDan]

Stormy had a 60 Minutes Interview

I usually only watch her for about 3-4 minutes then lose interest

Probably going to be the same during the interview

[FrankZappa]

I could have done her for 1k, the guy that wrote "Art of the deal" does not seem to be a very good negotiator. He only owns 3 buildings. The rest of the Trump buildings just have his name on it for licensing agreements. His net worth before he became President was 150 million, not hardly a billionaire. That is why he had a NBC show, started Trump university(Scam) did Taco Bell and McDonald's commercials. He is a self proclaimed billionaire that won't release his tax returns because he is not a billionaire. He might be now since his son and son and law have been on a world wide tour to get investments in their fake empire. He branded everyone from Trump water, steaks, vodka. you name it and all were failures. He bankrupted 3 casino's because he did not know how to run them and then stiffed his suppliers and the construction.