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08-16-2011, 06:32 PM
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Very Important Penis
Join Date: Oct 31, 2010
Location: Las Vegas via PHX-DEN-KC-STL-CHI
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24 Hours...
You've been granted your wish to be the opposite sex for one day.
You will have all the male/female tendencies when you switch.
But dont worry.
You'll turn back to your normal self the next day..
Sorta like Cinderalla...
The clock has started...
Here's your chance.
Setty (SouthSide)
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08-16-2011, 07:06 PM
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I guess I would let my ball hair grow, screw every chick with a pulse, eat greasy pizza, drink beer, fart, burp, not wash my hands after going to the bathroom, put pee pee dots all over the toilet seat and just stick my weenie back in my pants and pretend no one will notice, and fall asleep on an airplane. Aaaa, such fun to be a guy.
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08-16-2011, 07:35 PM
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Originally Posted by London Rayne
I guess I would let my ball hair grow, screw every chick with a pulse, eat greasy pizza, drink beer, fart, burp, not wash my hands after going to the bathroom, put pee pee dots all over the toilet seat and just stick my weenie back in my pants and pretend no one will notice, and fall asleep on an airplane. Aaaa, such fun to be a guy.
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Lmbo.
I'd fuck as much as I could screwing every chick with a pulse as well LOL.
Hopefully I'd have a fat bank account .
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08-16-2011, 08:02 PM
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BANNED
Join Date: Mar 14, 2011
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Originally Posted by London Rayne
I guess I would let my ball hair grow, screw every chick with a pulse, eat greasy pizza, drink beer, fart, burp, not wash my hands after going to the bathroom, put pee pee dots all over the toilet seat and just stick my weenie back in my pants and pretend no one will notice, and fall asleep on an airplane. Aaaa, such fun to be a guy.
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I would shave my kitty short but leave enough so I could ride the guys CG and put most all of them on the injured reserve list by rubbing them raw! Then I would make sure every chance I get I would fart and get pissed at the hobbyist because he would figure it was him anyway! I certainly wouldn't douche, because I know guys like that animalist smell that comes from my special place that is moist and sticky! And after all that, I would get on ECCIE and give "still looking" shit! Then I would just tell the mods I had PMS. If that didn't work I'd plan a tour and take care of the mods and collect a few get out of jail free cards! Then I would go get yet another tattoo, because they are so special! Of coarse I would show pictures of my new breast implants to everyone. But when the hobbyist came to check them out, I would tell them don't touch... they're still sensitive! Oh and I would most certainly bring my dog with me to every appointment. I just love watching the hobbyist when they get bit or when Rover pees on they're cloths. Then I would finish my day watching and practicing my fake orgasms video that I bought on line at my favorite porn shop. You know the one where I buy all my toys! Well I don't call them toys, I call them "MAN REPLACEMENT TOOLS!" I just love being a "Lady"
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08-16-2011, 08:19 PM
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KAVORKA
Join Date: Dec 17, 2010
Location: Florida
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Whose kidding who, I would be a lesbian.
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08-16-2011, 08:34 PM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Apr 30, 2010
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I would be such an opinionated, loudmouthed slut that fucks a select few guys just because I have my standards. Then I would be on Eccie giving all the fucktards shit because I am beautiful and I freaking know it.....
oh yeah... almost forgot, I would be a petite blonde with big tits and a great ass too!!
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08-16-2011, 08:38 PM
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Originally Posted by PhantomofTheOpera
Then I would be on Eccie giving all the fucktards shit because I am beautiful and I freaking know it
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sounds like someone I know .
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08-16-2011, 08:41 PM
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Valued Poster
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Hmmm.... naw, really? Do tell?
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08-16-2011, 09:21 PM
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That's some funny sh3t there lol. I missed you too babe!
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08-16-2011, 10:07 PM
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Join Date: Nov 12, 2010
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That's what I was thinking!!
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Originally Posted by FlectiNonFrangi
Whose kidding who, I would be a lesbian.
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+1 - I'm with you Flect!!
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08-16-2011, 10:14 PM
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Join Date: Apr 29, 2010
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I would play with myself non stop the whole 24hrs
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08-16-2011, 10:27 PM
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KAVORKA
Join Date: Dec 17, 2010
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+1 - I'm with you Flect!!
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Thank God Women can put up with our hairy old ugly asses.
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I would play with myself non stop the whole 24hrs
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Have you been peeking in my window
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08-16-2011, 10:32 PM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Nov 12, 2010
Location: Connecticut
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So, let me get this straight...
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I would play with myself non stop the whole 24hrs
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Soooo....Exactly what would be different???
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08-16-2011, 10:32 PM
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Upgraded Female Account
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I promise it wasn't me FNF!!!! (but it was kinda hot, i like to watch ) lol
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08-16-2011, 10:34 PM
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Upgraded Female Account
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Soooo....Exactly what would be different???
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LMAO, true...but the "parts" would be different!!!
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