Upcoming Birthday - Suggestions?

[jack_hill]

I'll be turning 70 in February and I want to treat myself to a special birthday gift/celebration. Does anyone have any suggestions to make it an event I won't forget (at least not until the Alzheimer's sets in)?

[Chung Tran]

The Bible says ''three score and ten'', is One's life expectancy, so I suggest planning a big funeral!

Kidding. The Bible did say that, but from what I gather, many people exceed that life expectancy figure. You should be in that group.

But I would not make any major plans. Covid is spiraling, February is not likely to show real improvement. I can't imagine anyone making big party plans before Spring, at the earliest.

[jack_hill]

LOL.... I don't have my funeral planned yet, but I did tell me son that I'd better be getting a double blow job from some hot 20-something girls on my deathbed or he was out of the will!!

You're right about the COVID concerns. I don't intend for this to be an event with a lot of people. What I have in mind is more one or two other participants who make it memorable. Of course, we'd all have to be very certain that none of us had anything communicable.

[Et Tu 4Fun]

Great milestone to approach. I have mine in a week. I’m from Dallas, but going to Oklahoma to celebrate. Reached out to my beautiful go to girl there and she has it all set up. I got the hotel suite. She is 30 and her girlfriend (36) are set for 12 hours / lockdown / naked / no holes bared / anything I want session with 2 additional beauties dropping by each for 2 separate 3 hour sessions of 3 girls on me independently.
Start planning early. Go to your all time favorite and let her help you set it up. No matter how crazy you think you can plan - she will be able to make it even move epic. I plan to bring my Red Bull and Gatorade! Good luck!

[mtabsw]

Take a 3x5 card and write your wishes in case you "go with your boots on" so to speak.

[Sherry of DFW]

happy birthday--you are a youngster---best years are ahead of you