The Official It's *OK* To Slam A Sooner Thread! Add Your Favorite Joke...GO AGGIES!!

[Likinikki]

Q: Why is it so difficult to solve a murder in Norman, OK?
A: Cause All the DNA is the same and there are no dental records!

[Marcus78]

Q: How do you circumcise an Oklahoman?

A: Kick his sister in the jaw!

[Marcus78]

Q: Why do folks from Oklahoma go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?

A: 17 and under are not admitted.

[Marcus78]

Did you hear that the Oklahoma Governor's mansion burned down....?

It took out over half the trailer park!

OU sucks!!!!!!

[mwsatx]

Q: What do Oklahomans do on Halloween?

A: Pump kin.

[Keyzer Soze]

Lighten up those poor Okies just go their asses handed to them by Johnny Football and the rest of those boys from College Station.

[Rakhir]

How do you make an OU omelette?

Ya put it in a bowl and beat it for 3 hours!

[darter]

Q: Whats the difference between the Oklahoma Sooners and cheerios?

A: One belongs in a bowl. The other doesn't!

[darter]

Q: What does a Oklahoma Sooners fan do when his team has won the BCS bowl game?

A: He turns off the PlayStation 3!

[Guest101618]

OU, where the men are men and the cows are nervous.

[Mokoa]

Texas will never fall into the Gulf of Mexico...
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Because...
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Oklahoma sucks!

[Marcus78]

Why do all the men in Oklahoma wear button-fly pants?

Because the sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away!

It's 8:56, and OU still sucks!

[Rakhir]

Did ya hear about the Aggie who moved to Oklahoma? The IQ went up in two states!

[Jed Clampett]

All of the above are not jokes.....they are true stories!

What does a tornado warning and a Sooner divorce have in common? They both mean someone is about to lose a trailer!

[Marcus78]

I checked one last time today before going to bed, and sure enough, Oklahoma still sucks!





Apologies Mokoa if these violate any rules (I think they're okay, albeit offensive) so hopefully they won't get deleted!