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Old 04-09-2016, 02:22 PM   #1
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Q: How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Only two, Emmitt Smith and Troy Aikman, and they are both retired.

Q: What's the difference between John Wayne Bobbitt and Jerry Jones?
A: Jones cut off his own Johnson.

Q: What Does the Dallas Cowboys and the movie "Broke Back Mountain" have in common?
A: They both have cowboys that suck!

Q: What do you call 53 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Dallas Cowboys.

Q: What do the Dallas Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".

Q: How do you keep a Cowboys fan from masturbating?
A: You paint his dick New Orleans gold and he won't beat it for 4 years!

Q: Where do you go in Dallas in case of a tornado?
A: Cowboys Stadium - they never get a touchdown there!

Q. Why do ducks fly over Cowboys stadium upside down?
A. There's nothing worth craping on!

There is always next season!
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Easy with the Cowboys, young lady!
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Old 04-09-2016, 08:56 PM   #3
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Three Cowboys in a car. Who is driving? Dallas PD

Little boy tells his mother that he wants to go live with the Cowboys. "Why in the world would you want to live with the Dallas Cowboys?
Well, you beat me, and they never beat anyone.

History lesson: Why did Barry Switzer have so much more trouble at Dallas than at OU? Easy. He had a salary cap at Dallas.
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Easy with the Cowboys, young lady!
I thought I was.....I didn't call them cowpatties did I...
but come on cowboy jokes are funny~ and I like them cowboys!
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Love it Lmao!
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#GRRRR.... Lol #MyBoysWearBlue #BadGirl
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Why are female cowboys fans great to date?

They're not expecting a ring
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LMAO Thats a great one!
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I am a die hard Cowboys Fan
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