As you know, I've devoted my life to constantly posting shit. Here is today's pile.
The esteemed BK asked me in another thread about the origin of my handle. It seemed like a good topic for a thread. Here's the same answer I gave.
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Originally Posted by SpankyJ
It's a shortened form of a euphemism that occurred to me for masturbation: Spanky Johnson. That seemed a little too on the nose. And so SpankyJ was born.
Nothing to do with actual spanking. I'm not a very good spanker in real life. A couple of ladies have asked me to but I can't seem to overcome my natural hesitance to strike them with the intensity they'd like.
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So, what's your handle's origin story? Obviously you shouldn't tell if it's connected in some way to your real world name. Which it shouldn't be, but you know that.