I mean this for fun and had to share this.
Trying to convert this new gal to the dark side. She’s expressed interest and asked a lot of questions. We agree to a basic appointment. I tell her I have a narrow window of opportunity and if she can’t make it to call me.
She no-call, no-shows. Ordinarily I’d be a little put-off. But I gave this one a low probability of success since she’s never done this before (she’s hot
![Wub2](https://cdn-w.eccie.net/images/smilies/modern/wub2.gif)
so I have to try!)
I’m out shopping yesterday and guess who I bump into? She sees me and she forces a smile that says; ~
Oh shit I better think quick!~
Normally I don’t say anything to a lady in public but she comes up to me and says “I’m soooo sorry I gotta explain” I tell her no need and start up my bullshit shields cause I know she will anyway.
Her wheels are turning…I can hear the gears grinding. She points to her hair and says:
“Ummm I went to a new hair-dresser”....... Bullshit shields holding.
“And she used some new smelly shit in my hair”........ ![Shocking](https://cdn-w.eccie.net/images/smilies/modern/shocking.gif)
Bullshit shields getting a little stressed.
“And I think it kinda made me fuckin drunk…kinda like amnesia!”....... ![Shock2](https://cdn-w.eccie.net/images/smilies/modern/shock2.gif)
RED ALERT! Bullshit shields overloading.
I gave her a little shoulder squeeze to let her know all is OK and she’s welcome to try again.
Amnesia inducing hair gel.
![Roflmao](https://cdn-w.eccie.net/images/smilies/modern/roflmao.gif)
It just too fucking cute to be mad at. Give her an A for effort and a F- for creativity.