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Old 03-17-2019, 04:55 PM   #1
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Providers and tricks.

In the spirit of a one line comedic response, answer...."You know its going to be a bad session when..."
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Old 03-17-2019, 05:19 PM   #2
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"You start your session off angrily fuming about SC."
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You give yourself too much credit op. I seriously doubt anyone starting a session would give you a thought unless the session was with you. I think we have a few sword fighters here. Maybe they can help you with that.
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Old 03-17-2019, 07:19 PM   #4
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......the girl walks in the room and you can smell her raunchy kitty even before she sits down. Then you offer her a shower and she says "Oh I just had one".

True story.
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..... she's on her phone during introductions.
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He greets you with “How u been foooking doing”?
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You give yourself too much credit op. I seriously doubt anyone starting a session would give you a thought unless the session was with you. I think we have a few sword fighters here. Maybe they can help you with that.

....??? I do not think you got the gist of the thread.
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Im in a hurry, don't have much time... do you do qv

Translation=I saw your HH rate, Im broke & haggle...
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5 minutes before you get to her incall she sends you a text asking for you to stop to get condoms.
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upon first greeting, when she doesn't look you in the eye, doesn't smile at you, and doesn't offer you a hug. depending on how negative the energy, i sometimes just offer her 20 for gas and call it off. trying to "make it work" just doesn't work; i learned that the hard way.
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....the provider looks 10 years older and 20 lbs heavier than what her pics show. *Ahem* ...
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5 minutes before you get to her incall she sends you a text asking for you to stop to get condoms.

and cigs and a latte.......
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We've seen the same lady. Lol
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