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Originally Posted by ferdburf
Two faggots walking down the street observe a dog laying on the sidewalk licking his testicles, and the first fag remarks to the second fag, "Gosh, I wish I could do that," to which the second fag replies, "Me too, but I'm afraid that damn dog would bite me!"
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Reminds me of the old joke about the guy who comes into the bar with an alligator and says, "I'm the toughest SOB in this place and I"ll prove it."
So he whips his hard dick out and puts in in the alligator's mouth. The alligator chomps down on it and the guy starts looking at the second hand of his watch. After a minute, he grabs a beer bottle, whacks the alligator on the head with the bottle, and lo and behold, his dick is unscathed.
"Anybody else think they're tough enough to try that," he bellows.
One guy, in a weak and lisping voice eventually speaks up and says, "Well, I'll try, but you have to promise not to hit me over the head with the bottle when I'm done."
Why does a doctor marry a playboy bunny?
