The “Official” who shot Trump conspiracy thread.

[txdot-guy]

Let me start with my first theory.

Russian sleeper agents with orders to get Trump re-elected.

They colluded with Trump to hit him in the ear because his face is just too pretty.

I can’t wait to see what everyone else thinks.

[Salty_dick]

I can't wait for the conspiracy folks to start calling out conspiracy theories.

[Levianon17]

Originally Posted by txdot-guy

Let me start with my first theory.

Russian sleeper agents with orders to get Trump re-elected.

They colluded with Trump to hit him in the ear because his face is just too pretty.

I can’t wait to see what everyone else thinks.

That's quite ridiculous. It was either a real shooting with a poor shot or it was completely staged, I am open to both. But for Trump to go along with taking an ear shot from a real live round, nobody does that. I hope you're just kidding with that goofy theory because if you're not you're a flake. Of course you're kidding, but do you think someone would actually believe that? Even conspiracy theories should have some degree of logic behind them.

[txdot-guy]

Originally Posted by Levianon17

That's quite ridiculous. It was either a real shooting with a poor shot or it was completely staged, I am open to both. But for Trump to go along with taking an ear shot from a real live round, nobody does that. I hope you're just kidding with that goofy theory because if you're not you're a flake. Of course you're kidding, but do you think someone would actually believe that? Even conspiracy theories should have some degree of logic behind them.

Ridiculous is what I was going for. Like this.

Vladimir Putin
—
Why did our agent miss the target?

Boris & Natasha
—
The plan was perfect. We found the perfect patsy. Our mind control technology worked flawlessly. But there was a translation problem. I said to shoot the President with dementia, he heard shoot the demented President.

[ICU 812]

SPACE ALEASN!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysCupmtSjuQ

[ICU 812]

And now that Mr. Trump has been shot in a public gathering . . .can he get a tatoo to record his street cred?

[Levianon17]

Originally Posted by txdot-guy

Ridiculous is what I was going for. Like this.

Vladimir Putin
—
Why did our agent miss the target?

Boris & Natasha
—
The plan was perfect. We found the perfect patsy. Our mind control technology worked flawlessly. But there was a translation problem. I said to shoot the President with dementia, he heard shoot the demented President.

It certainly is ridiculous. The whole system of Government in America has fallen apart. I would say since the George W. Bush era up till now this country has seriously lost it's way.

[biomed1]

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[txdot-guy]

Found this in another thread. Thought it belonged here. Biggest conspiracy theory ever. God saved Trump.

Originally Posted by texassapper

[royamcr]

I think he smeared mcdonalds ketchup on his ear and face.

[Levianon17]

Originally Posted by royamcr

I think he smeared mcdonalds ketchup on his ear and face.

Something like that.

[texassapper]

[texassapper]

[texassapper]

[Kana Asuka]

Saw somewhere that Trump turned his head from his right side to his left side at just the right moment the bullet hit his right ear. The building that the shooter was on was to Trump's left.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/polit...d=BingNewsSerp