The North VS The SOUTH
One morning 3 Alabama good old boys and 3 Yankees
were in a ticket line at the Birmingham train station heading to
Atlanta for a big football game. The 3 Northerners each bought a
ticket and watched as the 3 Southerners bought just one ticket among
them.
"How are the 3 of you going to travel on one 1 ticket?" asked one of the Yankees.
"Watch and learn" answered one of the boys from the South.
When the 6 travelers boarded the train, the 3 Yankees sat down, but the 3
Southerners crammed into a bathroom together and closed the door. Shortly after the train
departed, the conductor came around to collect tickets. He knocked on the bathroom door
and said, "tickets please." The door opened just a crack and a single arm emerged
with a ticket in hand. The conductor took it and moved on.
The Yankees saw this happen and agreed it was quite a clever idea. Indeed, so clever
that they decided to do the same thing on the return trip and save some money.
That evening after the game when they got to the Atlanta train station, they bought a
single ticket for the return trip while to their astonishment the 3 Southerners didn't buy
even 1 ticket. "How are you going to travel without a ticket?" asked
one of the perplexed Yankees. "Watch and learn", answered one of the Southern boys.
When they boarded the train the 3 Northerners crammed
themselves into a bathroom and the 3 Southerners crammed themselves
into the other bathroom across from it.
Shortly after the train began to move, one of the
Southerners left their bathroom and walked quietly over to the Yankee's
bathroom. He knocked on the door and said "ticket please".
There's just no way on God's green earth to explain
how the Yankees won the war.
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