Here's how good this review is:
If someone else had written it, I would probably be thinking "I gotta check this place out."
But....now I know it ain't fer me. The overall atmosphere sounds a bit intimidating, and I'm an old gringo who knows just enough Spanish to know that I should never speak it. And I do like me a gal who tries to put on a bit of an IOP act. So even though our boy had a good time, his expectations were realistic. Mine aren't for a place like this. But he helped me understand that. Cool.
(Then again...I'm thinckin I might be able to find me a fat-ass little Latina there who is good at lying. Not too fat. And not as good looking as the gal reviewed. But she needs the work, so she puts a little extra into making me believe she likes me...that could work..
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