The Rules by which Providers are governed :-)

[cnym]

1. The PROVIDER always makes the rules.
2. The RULES are subject to change at any time without prior notification...by the PROVIDER.
3. No CLIENT can possibly know all the RULES.
4. If the PROVIDER suspects the CLIENT knows all the RULES, she must immediately change some or all of them.
5. The PROVIDER is never wrong.
6. If the PROVIDER is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the CLIENT did or said wrong.
7. The CLIENT must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstandings.
8. The PROVIDER may change her mind at any time.
9. The CLIENT must never change his mind without the express written consent of the PROVIDER.
10. The PROVIDER has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The CLIENT must remain calm at all times, unless the PROVIDER wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The PROVIDER must, under no circumstances, let the CLIENT know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
13. The CLIENT is expected to "mind read" at all times.
14. The PROVIDER who doesn't abide by THE RULES; can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp!
15. Any attempt by the CLIENT to document THE RULES could result in bodily harm.
16. The PROVIDER is ready when SHE is ready!
17. The CLIENT must be ready at ALL times!

[offshoredrilling]

15. Any attempt by the CLIENT to document THE RULES could result in bodily harm.

hope you have not come to harm. Is replying safe, hope so as I just did.

[jokacz]

Sounds a lot like marriage.

[LynnT]

Rule #1-The provider is always right, do what your told.

Rule #2- Read rule #1 again.

[offshoredrilling]

Fallow all her rules till you get her in the bed. Then ignore a few. After the wrestling match. Let her have her way. Best done with one you all ready suckered in to liking you, or one you do not want to ever see again. Nude wrestling is fun!!!!!! but you have to trick her into it.

Edit: the writer of this post is not responsible for what may happen to you. Finding one with a great sens of humor may keep you from getting a black eye. But you may still find fewer will see you. Lady's room talk can be a killer.

[cnym]

Originally Posted by LynnPL

Rule #1-The provider is always right, do what your told.

Rule #2- Read rule #1 again.

Rules 2 through 17...... Read rule # 1


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[LynnT]

[offshoredrilling]

I wonder if this would be safe. mmmmm well is the sandbox with the local Comedy Central with added in. Ah what the hell.
Rules where made to be broken .