Eccie Confessional

[Poetray]

For all our Chicken Littles,
That say the board will fall,
Leave not unanswered riddles,
And heed the honest call.

Let’s take this to church,
Let’s get out your confession,
Step down from that perch,
And honest to your obsession.

Tell us what you may have hidden,
Who knows what tomorrow holds,
Secrets you may not have written,
Forget the fear of what unfolds.

This board may part one day,
But did we ever know your part,
Just put it out on full display,
You surely are a piece of art.

I confess:

Most providers thoughts on my transgressions:
His poems are way longer than his sessions.

[Luvs2Purrr]

Beautiful words...sad but true.
Ravish us with more.

[Guest111819]

I can't put it in verse, but I'll confess something.....

There have been countless times that I have typed out replies to some of the stupid BS threads/comments on this board. And before I hit "submit", I read it and think to myself......

Will this bring me joy? Will this bring other's joy? Will this hurt me or my business? Will this hurt someone else?....

And then chose to delete and move on with my life.

I also confess that some of those times my judgement was impaired by alcohol and I did not choose so wisely.

[Dudgeonpolymath]

My method on email, texts etc that may be questionable or inflammatory. I wait to next morning before sending. Half do not get sent. The other half get modified from a fresh eye view before sending. A few go with “I do not give a fuck” attitude.

[Fancyinheels]

Ha! Admirably lighthearted, wittily-worded poetry. Very nice, sir.

Same sentiments as the lovely lad and lass immediately above. I try to edit myself, but I'm not always successful. I confess that Jameson and ill temper have contributed at times, but I'm an Irish redhead, so there ya go.

I confess that I hold chihuahuas in higher regard than most people, but I don't think that comes as a shock to anyone. Dog is "GOD" spelled backwards, ya know.

I confess that I haven't been to the Confessional in some time and my relatives are bugging me to go this Good Friday for the sake of my soul, but I think THAT ship has already sailed straight into the Devil's Triangle!

[Guest083119]

Pussy warm and wet

Slide your hardness inside me

And feel the throbbing

[chicagoboy]

Originally Posted by B Three

Pussy warm and wet

Slide your hardness inside me

And feel the throbbing

A Hō-Ku !

(Is B Three a Verified Provider?)

[Fancyinheels]

Originally Posted by chicagoboy

A Hō-Ku !

(Is B Three a Verified Provider?)

Oh, TOO funny, chicagoboy. You just named a new category of vamp verse!

(And yes, she is.)

[eccieuser9500]

Originally Posted by Poetray

For all our Chicken Littles,
That say the board will fall, . . .

Just put it out on full display,
You surely are a piece of art.

I confess:

Hobby-related discussions belong here. Let's keep these discussions on-topic, thought-provoking, and more importantly...entertaining

There once was a man who used eccie.

Shared images and words humorous like schmeckie.

He confessed with a grin;

Made peace with his sin,

Never found mythical unicorn named Becky.

Here . . . schiksa schiksa.

[Guest083119]

Originally Posted by Fancyinheels

Oh, TOO funny, chicagoboy. You just named a new category of vamp verse!

(And yes, she is.)

Very clever, cb!


Thanks, Fancy!

[Captain.Classic]

I entered the hobby nearly seven years ago mainly because I wanted to learn how to eat pussy. Seven years later, while my reviews have gotten better and my tongue is much more seasoned, I confess I don’t think I’m the best at it lol. So I intend to spend the rest of my time here perfecting making providers purr.

Additional confession: I learned to think about the Texans losing whenever I felt the tingle arriving too early, and that has helped me make the most of my sessions now LOL

[frogdog]

We're I to wax prosaic
and reveal my stroll through tales,
the ensuing enduring mosaic
in contrast to others pales.
The shortfall in specific
my hobby ledger would show
neither epic nor prolific,
Just another smitten Joe.