i thought....

[Buckskin]

I might have lost my short term memory, but at least I haven't lost my short term memory.


Thought we could lighten the mood around this joint.

[knotty man]

aww ,who cares?
im movin to witchita falls....didja see all dem hot bishes on friend finder!!!!

[Buckskin]

Tough crowd...
Is this mic on?

[DallasRain]

[SaytownFinest]

Love it, Dallas.

Reminds me of the joke about the old married couple...

An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with them.

When they arrived at the doctors, they explained to the doctor about the problems they were having with their memory. After checking the couple out, the doctor told them that they were physically okay but might want to start writing things down and make notes to help them remember things. The couple thanked the doctor and left.

Later that night while watching TV, the man got up from his chair and his wife asked, "Where are you going?"

He replied, "To the kitchen."

She asked, "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?"

He replied, "Sure."

She then asked him, "Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?"

He said, "No, I can remember that."

She then said, "Well I would also like some strawberries on top. You had better write that down because I know you'll forget that."

He said, "I can remember that, you want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries."

She replied, "Well I also would like whipped cream on top. I know you will forget that so you better write it down."

With irritation in his voice, he said, "I don't need to write that down! I can remember that." He then fumes into the kitchen.

After about 20 minutes he returned from the kitchen and handed her a plate of bacon and eggs. She stared at the plate for a moment and said angrily:

"I TOLD you to write it down! You forgot my toast!"

[cowboyfan2745]

Knotty,
You're moving? Damn, this place won't be the same without you. Good luck to you Sir!

[DallasRain]

awww Knotty--you will be missed here!!

thanks SAYTOWN!

Arriving home very drunk

A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man in the bar: "Why don't you be a good Samaritan and take him home."

The man takes the drunk out the door and to his car and he stumbles at least ten times. They drive along and the drunk points out his house to the man. He stops the car and the drunk stumbles up the steps to his house with the man.

The drunk's wife greets them at the door: "Why thank you for bringing him home for me, but where's his wheel chair?"

[knotty man]

hmmm. im guessin my sarcasm was misplaced
i was referring (in jest) to the adult friend finder ads.
all the ladies live in wichita falls
this is why i need a sarcasm font!! lol

[cowboyfan2745]

Sorry dude, thought you were leaving.

[Buckskin]

What was the topic?
LOL

[ffireman]

hey knotty are you really leaving killeen and going to W falls

[SaytownFinest]

^^^ Knotty was being facetious, commenting on the attractive W-Falls folks in the AFF pop-up ad. He ain't leaving.

...another quickie:

Two elderly gentlemen are playing cards on Saturday evening as they have done for the past 35 years. Max, the older, had been having problems remembering what cards were what, and usually needed help from his wife.

At the end of the card game Ed said to Max, "You did very good tonight. You didn't need any help at all. Why is that?"

Max replied, "Why ever since my wife sent me to that memory school, I haven't had any problems at all."

"Memory school? What memory school?"

Max thought for a moment, "Oh, what's that flower that's red with thorns? A really pretty flower...?"

"A rose?"

"Yeah...that's it!" Max turned to his wife and mumbled, "Hey, Rose! What's the name of that memory school you sent me to?"

[Buckskin]

A couple are sitting on the porch swing. The wife say " I think your a pedophile"
The husband says" That's an awful big word coming from a 12 year old"

[DallasRain]

Originally Posted by Buckskin

A couple are sitting on the porch swing. The wife say " I think your a pedophile"
The husband says" That's an awful big word coming from a 12 year old"

Two Men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke He asks the other guy if he has a lighter He replies " Yes i do " and hands the other a 10 inch long BIC lighter Surprised the guy asks "Where did you get this?" The guy replies " Oh I have a personal genie" The first man asks "Can i make a wish? " Sure says the other man "Just make sure that you speak clearly cause he is a little hard at hearing" "Ok I will" says the other as he rubs the lamp a genie appears and asks the man what he wants The man says " I want a Million Bucks " The genie says OK and goes back to his bottle and 10 seconds later a million ducks fly over head And the guy says to the other " Your genie realy sucks at hearing doesnt He?" The other man replies "I know, do you really think I asked for a 10 inch BIC"

[cactus fruit]

Bravo!