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Guest030314-1 · 08-13-2013, 12:19 AM

Don't not agree to see me if you care consistently late. I will cancel and move on for as little as a 15 minute delay depending on circumstances. So if you give me some bullshit excuse, I will more than likely cancel.

If 25% of the stories I have heard were lies, that's still a shitload. If you would like me to exclude you in my consideration, I will gladly block you on P411 and know that you are not interested in seeing me. Just shoot me a PM.

For the ones that I have met can tell you I'm a really nice guy, and for the ones I have canceled on can tell you I can be a dickhead.

Rockydoc · 08-13-2013, 01:30 AM

What does your first sentence mean?

Guest030314-1 · 08-13-2013, 01:34 AM

If you can't figure it out, it probably doesn't pertain to you. It's called autocorrect on an iPad. Troll on!

MrHappy4u · 08-13-2013, 08:39 AM

Some days, you're the windshield.
Some days, you're the bug.

Just depends on your point of view . . .

Rockydoc · 08-13-2013, 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by themiddlefinger

If you can't figure it out, it probably doesn't pertain to you. It's called autocorrect on an iPad. Troll on!

LOL. Autocorrect can be a bitch. I pointed it out to you so you could have the opportunity to correct your post. I understood what you meant, but was concerned that your target audience may not but you are confident they will.

Instead you chose to give me the middle finger. Well, you did warn us you can be a dickhead.

Guest030317 · 08-13-2013, 10:23 AM

Double Negatives!

So the implication is "yes" . Of course we know exactly what you meant.

Guest030314-1 · 08-13-2013, 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockydoc

Instead you chose to give me the middle finger. Well, you did warn us you can be a dickhead.

You are exactly right, I gave you the middle finger. If your intention was to help me correct my mistake, then I apologize. If it was a smartass comment, then I stand by my statement.

Anyone that couldn't figure out my point, by the context of the post, then there is a bigger issue than me using a double negative.

Danielle Reid · 08-13-2013, 04:19 PM

Block me. Shit happens and being a dick over 15 minutes ain't something I want to deal with. For all you know I could be stuck by a damn train or this lovely traffic we have on 430, 630, & 30 river bridge. Or the guy I had before you could be a fucktard and have me stay longer because his dick is broken.

So block me, same goes for other guys here reading this. I've been late, but NEVER had I just not showed up. The guys I've been late with brush it off and the fucking still felt just as great as if I was 15 minutes early.

Sorry to anyone else that took offense to this in any way.

Guest030314-1 · 08-13-2013, 06:14 PM

Well that Mary would be understandable cause if traffic is that bad I will be stuck in the same traffic. I drive at a minimum of 1.5 hours to see a girl. Like I said in my post bullshit excuses.

But if that's what you got out of my post is I would cancel over traffic issues then I will gladly block you.

If I can drive that distance and still be on time. A girl should be able to drive across town.

Danielle Reid · 08-13-2013, 06:17 PM

I got that you'd cancel over anything. Like a drill Sargent: if you're on time you're late; if you're early you're on time. I live with a dickhead asshole, I refuse to take money from one.

My previous statement stands. Block me, I don't want to have to come up with a story while other guys don't see a problem with it.

Blissed · 08-13-2013, 06:39 PM

[QUOTE=Or the guy I had before you could be a fucktard and have me stay longer because his dick is broken. [/QUOTE]

That's some funny shit!! You can be late for me, or break my dick. It's cool!

offshoredrilling · 08-13-2013, 06:39 PM

you have providers that are on time in Arkansas! dam
I got ta move down from Upset NY.
I have gotten use ta within two hours your lucky

Danielle Reid · 08-13-2013, 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blissed

That's some funny shit!! You can be late for me, or break my dick. It's cool!

I don't want to break it...I need it for stuff

MoonHowler · 08-13-2013, 06:56 PM

You go Mary Beth!

Guest030314-1 · 08-13-2013, 07:52 PM

The purpose of this post is for me not to waste my time or your (as in the ladies} time. I hold no ill feelings towards those that wish for me not to contact them. I would expected it to be more private than the post above, but that was her decision.

I'm late to pay a bill. Well now I get to pay more for the same service.
I'm late to pay a ticket. Oh great I get a warrant.
She's late on her period. Could go either way, but for me wouldn't be a good thing.
Late for a flight.
And so on.

Now some escorts.
I'm going to be late to appointment. I don't give a shit he will wait,
Or
Let me tell him;
I need to stop and get condoms.
I had a flat.
Kids in the hospital, but I will be there in a couple hours. If the one that done this to me, If it's true why would you leave you kid in a hospital to go suck a dick?
Got pulled over and he kept me 45 minutes but gave me a warning.
Need to go pay electric bill before noon.
I went to jail.
I need to run some errands for about an hour. LOL

That's the shit I have heard over the last month or so. And if a lady is only 15 minutes late, like offshore said, she thinks she is 1:45 minutes early.

All this will do is weed out whom I don't want to see otherwise. And if it's every girl here, that was the risk I was willing to take by posting it. This post has already worked for an on time appointment and it's not even 24 hours old.

Also would some one quote this and fix all the grammatical errors, so the people that means the world too can read this.