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11-16-2013, 09:14 PM
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Join Date: Feb 19, 2013
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Urgent Advice needed!
Yea, the ole lady will be home tomorrow and I need to know how to get the smell of ass of a leather couch??
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11-16-2013, 09:41 PM
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Join Date: Mar 27, 2009
Location: electric ladyland
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Yea, the ole lady will be home tomorrow and I need to know how to get the smell of ass of a leather couch??
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piss all over it. are you really a dumbass?
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11-17-2013, 12:50 AM
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Go buy a puppy real quick.
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11-17-2013, 04:59 AM
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Join Date: Nov 16, 2013
Location: San Antonio
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Vomit on it!
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11-17-2013, 06:30 AM
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Sanity Check...
Join Date: Mar 31, 2010
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Invite a Provider over to sit on it naked. That should remove your smelly ass smell.
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11-17-2013, 06:41 AM
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Join Date: Sep 30, 2012
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Fuck all that other advice and wasted trips to Home Depot for cleaning products, just make sure when she walks in the door you're sprawled out on the sofa butt naked, you have defecated all over the couch, her dildo and a couple of your porn mags are on the sofa table, and when she walks in just say, "Honey I missed you so much, and I will never try to fuck you in the ass again! That shit hurts!"
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11-17-2013, 06:44 AM
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Join Date: Dec 30, 2009
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Turn the cushion over.
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11-17-2013, 09:43 AM
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Join Date: Nov 21, 2009
Location: Plano, tx
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I would try Old English Leather Cleaner, then Febreze. Open all the windows in the house and just before she walks in use an air freshener throughout the house.
Just say that the entire house needed refreshing.
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11-17-2013, 10:34 AM
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11-17-2013, 12:29 PM
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Febreze, works everywhere, haven't taken a bath in years.
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11-17-2013, 01:05 PM
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Oxyclean works good
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11-17-2013, 01:51 PM
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Join Date: Nov 21, 2009
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Febreze, works everywhere, haven't taken a bath in years.
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And I thought that I was the only that did that.
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11-17-2013, 01:53 PM
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Join Date: Sep 19, 2013
Location: Dallas
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I wouldnt use Oxyclean on leather as it will take the color out. I would go to the auto parts store and get a leather cleaning kit. Would work great and smell clean and fresh. The SO may walk in thinking you bought a new car, though wondering why it is in the house.
As for the ass smell, I sure as hell would find another outcall provider if she left anything in my house smelling like a bucket of ass. Damn Man, Must have been copious amounts of bad booze envolved
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11-17-2013, 08:32 PM
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Join Date: Dec 30, 2009
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Originally Posted by rcg001
I would try Old English Leather Cleaner, then Febreze. Open all the windows in the house and just before she walks in use an air freshener throughout the house.
Just say that the entire house needed refreshing.
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Yeah, that won't seem at all suspicious.
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11-17-2013, 09:06 PM
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Join Date: Jul 29, 2010
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Nothing short of burning the house down will work. Women have that 6th, and 7th and 8th sense for other women.
Am I alone in thinking you've gotta be out of your frikin' mind to entertain in your own house!!!!!
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