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03-02-2011, 08:28 PM
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It's been a couple of rough weeks
After getting my butt handed to me for the last two weeks, I've decided that I don't really feel like working next week. I need a break because the majority of the patients that I'm seeing lately are complete idiots, hypochondriacs, or drug seekers.
Here's my proposal to my fellow degenerates...If you take care of my manly needs over the next week with multiple providers of my choice, I will return to the healing superstar that I normally am and will let you all live vicariously through my adventures, I'm claiming that this is the first part of Obamacare. Let's heal the healers first.
Please contribute to my fund and watch how much happier my posts will be on the boards for a good couple of week, I take cash donations, or specific times given by the ladies, Please speak among yourselves to determine the level of my upcoming joyous week,
Thank you for your time and support. I'm sure you can deduct from you taxes as well,
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03-02-2011, 08:44 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2, 2010
Location: Dallas
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Here ya go!
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03-02-2011, 08:49 PM
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WOW
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03-02-2011, 08:52 PM
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Originally Posted by CoHorn
After getting my butt handed to me for the last two weeks, I've decided that I don't really feel like working next week. I need a break because the majority of the patients that I'm seeing lately are complete idiots, hypochondriacs, or drug seekers.
Here's my proposal to my fellow degenerates...If you take care of my manly needs over the next week with multiple providers of my choice, I will return to the healing superstar that I normally am and will let you all live vicariously through my adventures, I'm claiming that this is the first part of Obamacare. Let's heal the healers first.
Please contribute to my fund and watch how much happier my posts will be on the boards for a good couple of week, I take cash donations, or specific times given by the ladies, Please speak among yourselves to determine the level of my upcoming joyous week,
Thank you for your time and support. I'm sure you can deduct from you taxes as well,
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That was priceless
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03-02-2011, 09:05 PM
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Oh Cohorn--- where would medicine be without the Seekers!! We'll have to get together soon-- I've heard some hillarious stories in class! (Though I imagine you've probably heard it all!)
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03-02-2011, 09:22 PM
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User ID: 5454
Join Date: Jan 4, 2010
Location: DFW
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Poor CoHorn...
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03-02-2011, 09:27 PM
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Did somebody say they prescribe medicine??
Hi Kaylee! Good to see your still around!
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03-02-2011, 11:06 PM
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Join Date: Mar 19, 2010
Location: Northern Texas
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As soon as my funds from Liberia are released by the prince of someplace else and he gives me the 10 million to deposit of which I get to keep 2 million.
I'll give you the week you'll never forget. But before I can do that can you loan me 5 grand to send the Liberian government so they can process the transfer.
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03-03-2011, 06:50 AM
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Join Date: Apr 9, 2009
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I am so so sorry CoHorn. But I still like your dog
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03-03-2011, 07:15 AM
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Join Date: Jan 6, 2010
Location: In the state of Flux
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Good luck and get well soon! I'm going though my spring ritual of medical exams etc. After bitching to the wife about the doctors wanting to adhere slavishly to dogma etc., it's actually good to be reminded of the sh_t you guys put up with. I swear when I tell them Cialis is the only prescription I have/want, they take it as a damned challenge.
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03-03-2011, 07:45 AM
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Join Date: Mar 26, 2009
Location: East Fort Worth (Loop 820/I-30 Area)
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So sorry to hear about YOUR pain, CoHorn. Sounds like you need a good nurse to run interference for you darlin'!
Or maybe you need a good massage! I'd be happy to see you for a steroid shot! LOL!
Be better soon...
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03-03-2011, 08:33 AM
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User ID: 32504
Join Date: Jun 23, 2010
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This thread had me falling out of my chair laughing, the original premise and some of the witty responses thus far are priceless!
But hey CoHorn, I feel ya/feel for you! And I think the cure you suggest is just what the Dr. ordered! Now if Obamacare can fund it you are all set!
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03-03-2011, 09:06 AM
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User ID: 1877
Join Date: Sep 7, 2009
Location: Las Vegas
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I got a roll of quarters and a bottle of lube for you. :-)
Sorry for your bad week.....it will get better.
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03-03-2011, 09:27 AM
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Just a girl in the world.
User ID: 444
Join Date: Apr 1, 2009
Location: Worldwide
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I can offer plenty of laughs over coffee... You might have to buy me an iced chai tea latte though.
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03-03-2011, 09:37 AM
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Oooh-- I vote for a coffee gang-bang!! Tag Team on Cohorn at Starbucks!!!
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