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Old 11-09-2015, 03:22 PM   #1
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"4 Worms In Church"

Four worms and a lesson to be learned!!!!

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A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.

The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol . . . . . . Dead .



The second worm in cigarette smoke . . .
Dead .


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Third worm in chocolate syrup . . . . Dead
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Fourth worm in good clean soil . . .
Alive .


So the Minister asked the congregation,


"What did you learn from this demonstration?"




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Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said . . .


"If you drink a lot, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"

That pretty much ended the service
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Old 11-14-2015, 01:09 AM   #2
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Its really so great joke as well as a great lesson for us.
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Old 11-14-2015, 07:46 AM   #3
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Lol, I'm glad alcohol keeps the worms away.
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Awesome and mind blowing.
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