Chuckle

[GP]

I got a laugh when I came to this page.

https://www.nysdot.gov/nypermits/escorts

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When properly conducted, escort services provide benefits to the public and to the manufactured housing, boating, construction and other industries that have an occasional need to transport oversize loads.

I mean I know some of us are carrying a few extra pounds but .....!!

[jackfengshui]

This is a list of businesses licensed by the Indianapolis Controller's Office (bolds are mine):

adult entertainment, amusement location, carriage business, coachman, cart vendor, commercial parking lot, dance hall and dance permit, escort services, escorts, fire prevention business and servicemen, hotel/motel, kennels, groomers/pet stores/stables, limo driver, limo owner, massage parlor, massage therapists, nude models, pawn broker, public pay phone, scavenger truck, second hand motor vehicles, sidewalk cafe, sound truck, special events, transient merchant activities (see Transient Merchant link below), taxi driver and taxi owner.