Dallas Please Help Section

[misspriss]

I'm so embarrassed, I actually never thought I'd have to do this (winks left eye) but....

I've had it rough the last 4 years, 197 days and 7 hours - just when I thought luck was on my side, a popcorn kernel popped my front tire (ugh garbage day)

I just booked an appointment with Santa Claus ... I need this money like you couldn't imagine (mascara is at an all time high) - I need a ride to the North Pole PLUUUUEEEAAAZZZE (winks again)

I prefer heated leather seats, need to use both cup holders (drink both still and sparkling water on long rides) and hope you don't mind the smell of nail polish (painting my nails on the way to kill time)

Thanks guys! You are all so generous and kind, I'm sure someone will answer (preferably the sort that will be kind enough to include dinner on the way)

P.S. I ONLY LISTEN TO SIRIUS RADIO

[skirtchaser79411]

KEEP YOUR HEAD YOUR HEAD UP YOUNG LADY I AM SURE SURE YOUR PRINCE WILL COME BY REAL SOON,

[LoveNHorny]

Geeez Misspriss! You sure have an axe to grind with that girl. Ha! I'm sure you have your reasons. Rock on girl!

[misspriss]

I don't have an axe to grind. In fact, I NEED AN AXE (add to my list) ... There are plenty of honest girls her age who NEED HELP too but don't shamelessly ask (or steal).

If I get that axe I've requested, I'll grind it with anyone that wants to get over on decent people who do nice things.

Ps. Some nice young man PMd me with a ride offer - still awaiting word on if he has Sirius radio

[LoveNHorny]

Thought you might like this...

[ManSlut]

Weh weh weh....

You had me at "I'm so embarrassed", you lost me at "mind the smell of nail polish"...Nothing stinks up my ride but my occasional flatulence !!

The Passionate ManSlut - Certified Caribbean Rum Tester

[misspriss]

Originally Posted by LoveNHorny

Thought you might like this...

You know me too well

I think you might LOVE this

(INSERT PIC) Use your imagination!

[misspriss]

Originally Posted by ManSlut

Weh weh weh....

You had me at "I'm so embarrassed", you lost me at "mind the smell of nail polish"...Nothing stinks up my ride but my occasional flatulence !!

The Passionate ManSlut - Certified Caribbean Rum Tester

Well well well, it's you! I've been waiting.

I was just thinking about you - another guy on this thread predicted my prince charming coming soon - old candied almonds...satin white dress blackened at the bottom and red velvet cake - IM GETTING HITCHED, soon. I can feel it.

Of course you were on the top of my groom list but on second thought, I don't think the last name SLUT suits me

[ManSlut]

Originally Posted by misspriss

Well well well, it's you! I've been waiting.

I was just thinking about you - another guy on this thread predicted my prince charming coming soon - old candied almonds...satin white dress blackened at the bottom and red velvet cake - IM GETTING HITCHED, soon. I can feel it.

Of course you were on the top of my groom list but on second thought, I don't think the last name SLUT suits me

Get back to me when you come to your senses and put me back on the TOP OF YOUR LIST, ManSlut is 2nd to no one and your name would be McDonald, Mrs. Ronald McDonald, heiress to a French Fry Kingdom.

[misspriss]

Originally Posted by ManSlut

Get back to me when you come to your senses and put me back on the TOP OF YOUR LIST, ManSlut is 2nd to no one and your name would be McDonald, Mrs. Ronald McDonald, heiress to a French Fry Kingdom.

Mr McDonald,

You're so silly...all this public courting is making me blush

We always have so much fun, don't we? (throws head back, giggles, eyes glaze with the sparkle of sweet nostalgia

Remember what happened the last time we met? We rolled around in a cheap 200 thread count sheet for approximately 38 seconds - when we emerged (gasping for air) I had on the red wig and you had your feet stuffed into my litte pink pumps! I can't wait to do it again.

Let's wait for the wedding night. Hopefully someone helps me and donates an axe - I'll engrave THE MCDONALDS on the handle BEFORE we use it to rescue kittens stuck in trees!