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Join Date: Jun 20, 2009
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"Sex Genie I Need Some Now" - What would you wish for?
I had this weird dream. I'm out on a boat fishing in the ocean, I feel something on my line, I reel it in, and on the hook is a centuries old oil based lantern. I take it out, start cleaning the sediment off it, and while doing so the lantern starts shaking slowly, then faster and more violently, a rumbling noise emanates from inside, smoke starts billowing from the spout, and out pops Ron Jeremy on the deck who says...
"Thanks Bush for saving me from that ocean floor. I want to do something to repay you for that. Think of me as your Sex Genie." And I reply "What's a Sex Genie?"
Ron replies "Anytime you want sex all you have to say is 'Sex Genie I Need Some Now', and within 10 seconds of saying that there will be a knock on your door. A gorgeous woman will be on the other side, waiting free of charge for you to invite her in, you'll have instant chemistry with her, you'll get the perfect IOP, you two can even sit down and talk, and make out like teenagers. She'll have sexual skills and technique unlike any you've experienced. She will do your favorite thing exactly the way you like, and ways you've yet to discover you like, and as long as you want her too. Afterwards she'll clean you up, you can make out with her a little bit more if you want, and she will even clean you're place, do your laundry, and fix you a great meal if you want, all before she leaves. She'll be able to read your mind and know exactly what you're wanting, how she's making you feel, how long you want things to last, and once you've nutted whether you want her to leave or stay a while."
Then I replied "Damn Ron, it sounds like I can constantly have a perfect woman, one that conforms to whatever my moods, thoughts and preferences are each day." Then Ron added "Just wait it gets even better...you can have as many of them a day as you want for free, but only one at a time. And since you hardly ever like to keep hitting the same stuff, I will even make sure you get a different hottie each time, unless you want a certain one to come back every now and then. All of them will be off the charts in their physical appearance, exactly the type of features you prefer, or features you're craving that day, and of course they won't have any STD's."
Then I said Ron "This all sounds too good to be true, isn't there sometimes a catch when a genie grants a wish?" To which he said "Yes there is, and there's one with this wish...you have to decide right now which sexual activity is your favorite, and that's the only one you'll get from them. I responded "Anything else I need to know?". Then Ron added, "Nothing else I can think of, other than you not only get to have the free girls I send you, but you're welcome to keep pursuing regular girls, or those you want to pay for, and have whatever mix of consensual sexual activities you want with them. But right now I need an answer from you within the next 30 seconds or the offer expires. What one sexual activity do you want from the girls I send you?"
So what do you pick as your favorite sexual activity and why? Do you pick the activity that your SO rarely gives you, the one that providers usually charge the most for, the one that gets you off the quickest, the one that gives you the most BCD time, the one that turns you on the most, the one that seems the most intimate to you, or the one that gives you the best and most intense orgasm?
I'll lead off and say I'd pick a nice slow BBBJCIMNQNS. That's my favorite because to me a great one feels better than any other activity. Also I like the girl doing all the work, and her doing so means I don't breakout in a sweat, and I won't have the smell of pussy on me and need another shower afterwards (yeah I'm lazy like that, lol). Plus, there's just something about a beautiful face smiling at me, and maintaining eye contact, while having my cock in her mouth, acting as if she can't get enough of it.
So what one sexual activity would you guys (or girls) pick?
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