The Art of DATY

[scooter247]

Want to start a topic specific to Daty techniques. What do guys like to do, women like to receive?

Guys: do you spell the alphabet, suck, penetrate, flick, spread it open? What do you find works the best!

Women: what are the things you like when a guy is doing daty? Is is possible to have it done to where you don't like a style? Or dislikes? Also do women like - dislike a more sucking action?

Curious for responses!

[Txh64]

Listen and go by feel

[Sleepy363]

Every woman is different, so try something and pay attention to her reactions.. how her body moves, the sounds she makes, and even what suggestions she may just tell you.

It's her body, pay attention to it and to her.

[phildo]

Once you get past the hair and the smell, you got 'er licked!

[Guest091314]

start slow and not jump in like scubba steve when you have facial hair...

[fawn]

Originally Posted by still-asleep

Every woman is different, so try something and pay attention to her reactions.. how her body moves, the sounds she makes, and even what suggestions she may just tell you.

It's her body, pay attention to it and to her.

Still-asleep you're so right...
Because what works for one lady doesn't mean it will work on the next one...
Now for me, I love a lot of licking but when you feel my clit starting to
swell in your mouth then I want you to suck it and flicker it at the same
time until you hear me yell...

[Imagine That]

Originally Posted by fawn

Still-asleep you're so right...
Because what works for one lady doesn't mean it will work on the next one...
Now for me, I love a lot of licking but when you feel my clit starting to
swell in your mouth then I want you to suck it and flicker it at the same
time until you hear me yell...

Fawn, I can do that.

[rachet3375]

Originally Posted by fawn

Still-asleep you're so right...
Because what works for one lady doesn't mean it will work on the next one...
Now for me, I love a lot of licking but when you feel my clit starting to
swell in your mouth then I want you to suck it and flicker it at the same
time until you hear me yell...

Yeah...I remember that, need another go at it.

You just gotta rember not to stay in the same place too long and use the WHOLE thing, top to bottom and side to side. So much to do and so little time.

[gptxman]

Originally Posted by still-asleep

Every woman is different, so try something and pay attention to her reactions.. how her body moves, the sounds she makes, and even what suggestions she may just tell you.

It's her body, pay attention to it and to her.

Originally Posted by fawn

Still-asleep you're so right...
Because what works for one lady doesn't mean it will work on the next one...
Now for me, I love a lot of licking but when you feel my clit starting to
swell in your mouth then I want you to suck it and flicker it at the same
time until you hear me yell...

You are both so right and this is why I like to ask how they like it before I even get started. Knowing the girl you are doing it to goes a long way towards pleasing her. Getting her to give you directions the first time doesn't hurt either. Plus some get off on directing you while down there.

[scooter247]

I love when I can spread it wide apart and really suck on the clit. Let's the juices flow!

[pmdelites]

Originally Posted by fawn

Still-asleep you're so right...
Because what works for one lady doesn't mean it will work on the next one...
Now for me, I love a lot of licking but when you feel my clit starting to
swell in your mouth then I want you to suck it and flicker it at the same
time until you hear me yell...

Originally Posted by Imagine That

Fawn, I can do that.

Imagine That, i've DONE that!!

and when you attempt that on Fawn, better wear your Flents decibel reducing ear plugs!!!
http://www.drugstore.com/flents-quie...plugs/qxp39878

[jellybean1]

Hell....Im just happy to be btween her thighs......seriously though...I start slow and listen to her, read the body movement and go with it.....or like my last provider told me as she grabbed my ears..."DONT MOVE" and let her guide me

[Bestman200600]

How to Eat Pussy

*or Everything You Need to Know About Cunnilingus But You Were Too Busy Picking the Hairs Out of Your
Teeth to Ask Eating pussy can be one of the most wonderful things you can do for a woman (or so I read on the cover of Cosmo). It makes her feel appreciated, respected, desirable, and has the potential to give her an orgasm that will shatter glass, raise the dead, even wake you in the next room. Besides, lots of women expect it these days, and men who perform great oral sex are always in demand. If you gain a reputation as an expert, many classy, attractive women, way out of your league, may overlook your other shortcomings. Just kidding, but it does give us an excuse to talk some more about vaginas.
The vagina is a mystery to most men. It's hidden away. Taken out only for special occasions and then quickly put back into hiding. Like an english muffin, its full of nooks and crannies and tastes best slathered in melted butter. It also has lots of crumbs. For something so complex you'd think there would be instructions, or a map, or a help icon. How many times have you planted your face at heaven's door and said to yourself, "Man, it sure would be nice if just once she told me what she liked? Should I feel free to move about the cabin or should I keep my seatbelt securely fastened and concentrate on her love button? Should I move up and down? Back and forth? In little circles? Dive in deep or doggy paddle on the surface? To finger or not to finger, that is the question?"
Men have no problem telling women what they like, "Oh yeah! That's it! Oops, sorry baby. It's OK, it's protein." There is no mystery about a penis. It stands out in the open. Proud. Happy to be out in the breeze. No matter how small or unimpressive, every penis acts as if it's a Will Ferrell, the Washington Monument, or a mighty Sequoia. A penis is so simple in comparison to a vagina that I can explain everything you need to know about performing oral sex on a penis using a standard fire hydrant.
It's all good!!!


If a woman is still unsure, she can rent an adult video. Any video.

I know what you're thinking, "I'll just rent a video and learn all about eating pussy. I don't have to read a bunch of words." Wrong. Forget for a minute that as soon as you pop the DVD into the player, your left hand will instinctually grab the remote and find the fast-forward button while your right hand locates your mule and begins the old "up and down." You can't learn how to eat a pussy from a video because of your big old head.
Here's a picture of me, eating the sweet pussy of a famous actress. Informative? Taking notes? You could watch me give Meryl several orgasms (and I did) and you wouldn't learn jack. All you'd do is waste lotion and a few million sperm.



Even when porn movies show oral sex in close-up labia-vision-3D, they have to push the licker's head sideways to give a good view to the camera, while snapping the receiver's hip out of joint. This position is designed for good cinema, not for optimal pleasure.


Practice, Practice, Practice - Pussy Eating Exercises

One of the key differences between performing oral favors on a woman versus a man is time. With men, the better you are, the shorter your performance. With women, you're expected to be able to perform for extended periods of time. In order to develop marathoner-like endurance, there are a number of exercises that can be used to strengthen the muscles in your mouth.

What does this lesbian have that you don't? I'm not talking about the beautiful girlfriend or the impressive breasts. Look closer!


See those bruises on her tongue?
This girl has been busy.

Exercise 1
Stick your tongue as far out of your mouth as possible, and then try to touch your nose. Eat a booger, if possible. Repeat in 3 sets of 10 reps or when boogers are clear. This exercise is fun, funny to watch, and nutritious. It also makes a great decongestant.

Exercise 2
With a loose jaw, point your tongue while simultaneously trying to keep your tongue in constant contact with the top and bottom of your mouth. You'll quickly learn that this is impossible. A Zen-like exercise designed to equip you mentally for failing again and again to satisfy your lover.

Exercise 3
Keep your tongue relaxed and open your mouth. Move your tongue in and out of your mouth, forward, and in both directions, while licking hair from her hair brush. Try to focus while clearing the hairs. Practice in five sets of twenty and build up to adding aromas and darkness to the exercise.


Here I am after only 3 weeks of working out. No more bruises and I lost 20 pounds.


Get Licking!

Now that your tongue is in shape it's time to start licking. Lick everything you can get your tongue on and are legally allowed to touch. Be sure to invest in a big hunk of filleted salmon. I know what your saying, "Salmon is like $12 a pound, can't I use a lollypop or a nice piece of dried cod?" When it comes to training for licking labia, you can't skimp! Save the dried cod for her post-menopausal years.
Now, that's a nice piece of fish, tastefully shaped to promote interest, and garnished with parsley to simulate the texture of her 10 o'clock shadow.


Not only does salmon have the right look and feel, after a couple of days it will smell right too. Before diving in, check your salmon for errant bones and remove any you find with a plier. Important Note: You don't have to perform this task with a real pussy.

Basic Techniques

Its time to put on some romantic music, pour some wine, grab that hunk of salmon and master the following techniques. But first, lets reaquaint ourselves with the female gentalia. I found this useful diagram at CómoComerUnaVagina.com.

¡Hay carumba! That pussy looks like its singing opera. If the pussy in front of you starts to sing you're either doing something very right or
you're actually French kissing.


Lets talk technique. Jane Austen once wrote that "a good lover’s hands never stop moving." She meant moving on the woman's body, not on your own johnson or on the remote. Constant motion is important, and if you're prone to sea sickness, focus on the horizon (or her Caesarian scar).

A big thanks to my old friend Carmen Electra who helped me out with this section. I tried out the different techniques on Carmen while my assistant took notes and photos.


The Lick
Leaving your tongue soft and jaw relaxed (this is important to avoid cramping), try licking her from vaginal entrance (that's the hole, the slit, the crease) up to her clit (that's the clit) and following the outer edges of her vagina (that's the lips or labia, not her hips or the edge of the bed) along both sides. Repeating this technique going up and down and vice versa can be a great opener. You might try "Hello" as an opener too, if she isn't already spread eagle on the bed. The Lick didn't really do much for Carmen. I believe she said something like, "I hope you're just warming up cause you gotta long way to go to get Carmen off!"
Labial Hold
While holding the two parts together with your lips, run your tongue between the inner and outer labia one side at a time. Don't hold it too long - labia need to breathe. I sometimes punch a few holes in them and attach an air freshener. While it looks like she's happy, Carmen was actually saying "You call that a labial hold? I could reverse that hold and pin you in half a second!"
Tongue Intercourse
The majority of a woman’s nerve endings in her vagina are around the opening and within the first couple of inches inside, or she may have them in an adorable beaded pouch in her purse. Target them with your tongue, acquiring the target with your heads-up display. Insert your munitions. This technique, like life itself, is limited due to length. If our God were a just God the sum total of tongue and penis length would be a constant for all men. Sadly, He decided it would be funnier to leave a bunch of us with limited length in both areas. Now we're getting somewhere! She said it reminded her of Tiny, the nickname she gave my dick.
The Flick (also called the Jablonsky)
Spread her outer vaginal lips with your fingers. Wrap them around your head like a hat. Stop giggling and re-focus. With your tongue pointed, gently flick your tongue around her clit. Feel free to roam, but keep coming back to her clit, and if you go to the next apartment, don't bring that bimbo back with you.

This technique drives some women wild, and others find it to too intense, and most married women would rather be flipping through mail order furniture catalogs. When stimulating her clit make sure to start out gently if you aren’t sure how she likes it. If she likes it shaken not stirred, double-check the size of her "clit." When you try this, pay attention to whether those moans are ecstasy or pain or maybe she's waking up. The flick got her attention, or she might have been wondering about the stains on the poster of her I keep on my bedroom wall. I told Mom to iron out the wrinkles!


Advanced Techniques

The following techniques should not be introduced until your partner is really hot (i.e., very wet, me-so-horny, in heat, lust-filled, cock-hungry, faking it). These are more intense techniques, and may be too intense for some women, even when nearing orgasm. They may also lead to 9-1-1 calls to the police and follow-up restraining orders. Proceed with caution.
The Clitoris Suck
Expose her clitoris by spreading her lips and lightly pulling back her hood. When her hood is pulled back, make sure it's really her and not the cleaning lady, put the hood back and readjust your own hood in case her's falls off again. With her clitoris exposed, give it a quick little suck. Now when she tells you that you suck, you can take it as a compliment! This is a lot like licking a bit of cake batter off of your pinky, except not as tasty and it shouldn't bring back fond memories of Mom. We recommend not using your teeth nor using heavy suction (i.e. vacuum cleaner) when starting out. Her lips are pursing - she's focusing. I know she's close. Turns out she was close to passing gas, but from Carmen, it smelled like roses.
The Clitoris Hold
Take her exposed clit into your mouth and gently suck on it, simultaneously flicking your tongue over and around it. Don't gag on it. Swallow what you can and close your eyes and make believe you're not really there. When asked if you like this, grunt an affirmation. Go to your happy place until it's all over. Take the pack of smokes and go back to your cell.This section inadvertently transcribed from my prison diary Unfortunately, the intensity of this technique gave Carmen a headache. It started up there and then moved around the eyes.
The Clitoris Pick and Roll
Take her exposed clit down to the local bakery. Order a nice Kaiser roll. Slather with mayo and enjoy. How was I to know she was doing the low carb thing? She just licked off the mayo and told me to move on.
The Tongue Tube
Roll your tongue into a tube (if you cannot do this, skip this section because it is genetic and you can't learn it - bad whistler = bad pussy eater). Roll your tongue into a tube around her clitoris so your tongue is doing something similar to a woman's vagina around a man's penis. If you can do this you really should become a homosexual and go find an actual man's penis. Why waste this talent on a little clitoris? My tongue roll blew her away, especially when I finished with a twisting 2½ in the pike position - she was shocked and awed.
ABC’s
Try using your tongue to spell the alphabet on her genitals. This works surprisingly well as your tongue is always moving in different directions. When I'm bored I like to send subliminal messages to my lover. Stuff like, "Doing the dishes is fun," and "Stop inviting your annoying friend, Rachel over to our house," and my favorite, "When are you going to come? I've lost all feeling in my jaw and Sportcenter started 10 minutes ago." If your lover is a non-English speaker do your best to simulate Sanskrit, Cyrillic, etc. If your lover is illiterate, get your face out of her pussy and teach her to read ferChristsakes. This is when Carmen thanked Jesus that I was born and that my tongue had been introduced to her vagina.
This simple diagram summarizes all the basic and advanced techniques. Study it and commit it to memory. Or if you're dumb, write it on your hand.

This guide is available at the UncleMelonStore.com as a convenient, laminated card. It's only $19.99!!
Makes a great Father's Day gift!

Other Tips
You can try using a wide variety of flavored gels, oils, and lubricants. Some of these products heat up when rubbed to add extra stimulation. You can also use these to add to your own fantasies. Use sesame oil to imagine this is the vagina of the nice lady at your Chinese takeout place, or use olive oil for that Italian cutie who spit on you in High School.

A mint, as long as it is not too weak or strong, can create a very intense tingling sensation to enhance your performance. A mothball will not only keep her privates free of pests, but will let you live out your "Grandma" fantasies.

If your lover doesn't smell or taste quite so delicious, suggest a visit to the doctor to find out if a racoon died in her cooch. A good rinse with Lysol also works wonders.



Bad Ideas

The Fidel
Placing your chin in her bush and yelling, "Conyo! You dirty imperialist Americans are a demanding bunch!" While most women admire a man with a sense of humor this is neither the time nor the place. Well, it is the place but it's not the time. Save this move for the post-coital wrap-up.

The Rabbi
Place that yarmukle you got at your accountant's wedding on her bush. Make an ambulance noise as you dive in, crying "I'll save you Rabbi Schwartz!"

Making Farting Noises
Every man gets the urge to stick your face right in there and go "PPPPPTTTTPPPPT." I mean you just know its gonna sound great. Resist this urge. It's not going to help you attain your objective. Worse, she may think that she just farted in your face which will either embarass her or be her dream come true.

Bon Appétit!

There are few things more exciting to a woman than to know that her partner finds her delicious; meaning that you enjoy the taste, smell and feeling of her vaginal juices. Think of how you respond to a plate of ribs or a nice corned beef on rye. Feel free to say "What a value!," or "Pass the mustard!" or "A pickle would go great with this!" Consider a generous tip - don't just automatically leave 15%.

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[lisa.lisa0302]

I like it how you eat a peach.

Slow,soft,sensual and no biting. Lots of licking.

[Naomi4u]

There is no one way to eat pussy.
Every woman is different.
What feels great to one woman could hurt the next one.
Alecia gave the best advice in this thread -- regarding facial hair.
Rubbing facial hair on the woman's clit/pussy/vagina/whatever - does not feel good!
Want to know how to eat pussy? Communicate, ASK HER WHAT SHE LIKES, Don't go in thinking you're some pussy eating champ because most likely you will fail.

Communication goes a long way when it comes to eating pussy NOT some online how to manual.