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Old 09-29-2010, 08:23 AM   #1
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Default You know you're a provider when...

Ok - let's get this party started. As posted in the thread:

"You know you're a hobbyist when...." that morphed into this thread I just created.

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You know you're a provider when you ask the plumber what his handle is and to put the donation on the counter.......
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Old 09-29-2010, 09:10 AM   #2
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Out of habbit, you apply the cover on your SO with your mouth!
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Old 09-29-2010, 10:10 AM   #3
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Out of habbit, you apply the cover on your SO with your mouth!
Calling every man sweetie in the real world. I did this on a job interview, talk about embarassing.
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Old 09-29-2010, 10:13 AM   #4
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when your suppose to wait 6 weeks after having a baby to play again, and your back after 2 weeks....lol
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Old 09-29-2010, 11:55 AM   #5
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When you have to fight your way out of a hotel room.....lol... too soon?
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Old 09-29-2010, 12:02 PM   #6
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...When you go to a an apartment locators office to have them show an apt, and think he knows your "dirty lil secret" when he tells you " I will need ID verification if you need escort service"
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Old 09-29-2010, 12:09 PM   #7
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... when you are trying to purchase property and are asked to "Review the GFE" (Good Faith Estimate), and you blush.
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Old 09-29-2010, 12:29 PM   #8
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... when you are trying to purchase property and are asked to "Review the GFE" (Good Faith Estimate), and you blush.
lol good one
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Old 09-29-2010, 01:57 PM   #9
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When you want gifts in order to make people feel good,if lucky they will return the favor and make sure you feel good too lol
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Old 09-29-2010, 05:39 PM   #10
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I'm an igit...
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Old 09-29-2010, 05:55 PM   #11
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When you start only buying shoes to match your lingerie, not your clothes.
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Old 09-29-2010, 06:40 PM   #12
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When you start only buying shoes to match your lingerie, not your clothes.
This one's an insight into the provider's life...
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When you thank your SO and ask for a positive review!
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Old 09-29-2010, 07:24 PM   #14
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I love this one!
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When you meet a guy in the civilian world that you wouldn't fuck for free but you know he has money but you CAN'T let him think you're a provider. a dinner date & fuck is severly less than the $$$ you get from just providing for him, he's not going to take you out shopping b/c men have insecurity issues that they're just being used, so you're in a CONSTANT state of frustration about the guy because you can't utter the words "pay me and I'll fuck you" to him. So you drop him but in the back of your head keep wishing that miraculously he musters up the guts to approach you, uninhibited, and straight up ask for ass in exchange for cash. To which you'll crack a huge smile and say "OF COOOOURSE!!!"
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