God looked around and saw America needed to be punished,
so God made the OzBama
There was a need to hide the background of a presidential candidate,
so God made the OzBama.
There was a national media longing for a charming utopian
socialist,
so God made the OzBama.
There was a great increase in gullible parasites who really wanted
to be dependent on a monster nanny gov-meant,
so God made the OzBama.
There was a cadre of Hollyweirds that needed a secularist idol to worship,
so God made the OzBama.
There were
single women for sale that preferred security over freedom,
so God made the OzBama.
There was a group of rich control freak socialists that needed a slick smiling puppet,
so God made the OzBama.
There was group of voters that wanted a role model to mindlessly worship,
so God made the OzBama.
There were arrogant academics lacking a real job but wanting their utopianism implemented,
so God made the OzBama.
There was a shy Republican elite rejecting conservatism that needed a lesson,
so God made the OzBama.
There was a need to forget the bold liar Clinton,
so God made the OzBama.
There was a national debt that needed to be doubled to buy votes,
so God made the OzBama.
There was a constitution and laws itching to be ignored,
so God made the OzBama.
There was a superb private
healthcare system to be socialized,
so God made the OzBama.
There were millions of job losses to be excused,
so God made the OzBama.
There were thug nation leaders wanting to hoodwink America,
so God made the OzBama.
There was a need to replace accountability with demons,
so God made the OzBama.
There was a need to replace the nightmare of Jimmah Carter,
so God made the OzBama.