Not "Donkey Dong" but "Donkey Doodle"
When SP first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer, he was delighted, as was his wife.
But after several weeks, his penis had grown fifty centimeters.
SP became quite concerned. He was having problems dressing, and even walking. So he and his wife went to see a prominent urologist.
After an initial examination, the doctor explained to the couple that SP had a rare condition called 'Donkey Doodle'. The urologist stated that it could be fixed through corrective surgery.
"How long will SP be on crutches?" the wife asked anxiously.
"Crutches? Why would he need crutches?" responded the surprised doctor.
"Well," said the wife coldly, "you ARE gunna' lengthen his legs, aren't you? "
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