Three golf buddies are out one Saturday afternoon. As they finish their approach shot on the 16th hole they are within just a few feet of a highway where a funeral procession is passing by. One of the golfers immediately drops his club, removes his hat and holds it across his heart as he bows his head in respect. One of the other golfers remarks "wow, John you sure do have a lot of respect for the recently departed." John replies, "well, I was married to her for 19 years, showing some respect is the least I could do."