Twenty Dollars All Crumpled Up
With a very seductive voice the woman asked her husband: * "Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?"*
* "No," said her husband.*
* She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse, and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra, and pulled out a crumpled Twenty Dollar bill.*
* He took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly.*
* She then asked him, *"Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled up?"*
* "Uh... no, I haven't," he said, with an anxious tone in his voice.*
* She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and seductively reached into her tight, sheer panties and pulled out a crumpled Fifty Dollar bill.*
* He took the crumpled Fifty Dollar bill, and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.*
* "Now," she said, "Have you ever seen $50,000 Dollars all crumpled up?"*
* He said "No!" trying to hide his arousal.
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She said ... "Check the garage."
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