Redneck Joke

[Ginger Doll]

Two Alabama rednecks walk into a bar. While having a shot of whisky, they talk about their moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.

One of the rednecks looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?'
The woman shakes her head no.

The redneck asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'
The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no.

The redneck walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her asshole a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the redneck walks slowly back to the bar.

His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seen nobody do it!'

[Guest032112]

I'm thinking those emergency medical techniques must take practice to perfect!

[Sweet N Little]

LMAO!! Good one Ginger!!

[Lonesome]

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