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07-17-2017, 03:14 PM
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User ID: 253272
Join Date: Jul 27, 2014
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Body odor"funky balls,,,shit stains
Lol I just had to post now us women are always fresh when we have visitors...Can men do the same geesh lol
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07-17-2017, 03:24 PM
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Join Date: Jun 29, 2015
Location: My Imagination
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What's the up charge if I show up with the hygiene of a 5 year old?
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07-17-2017, 03:39 PM
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User ID: 235310
Join Date: Mar 13, 2014
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Posts: 5,212
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Shit stains seems to be a serious problem.....
Why I have no clue....but it most certainly the most common CON that I'm encountering these days...
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07-17-2017, 03:49 PM
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Join Date: Oct 30, 2013
Location: Dallas
Posts: 236
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I always believe in presenting myself appropriately. Generally, I always am clean shaven, showered, teeth brushed, maybe a light misting of Eternity on my neck. I understand though that guys that have a SO don't have this luxury. Shit stains though... come on guys. You can at the very least show up with clean underwear.
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07-17-2017, 03:49 PM
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not interested
Join Date: Jun 7, 2013
Location: n/a
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Shit stains seems to be a serious problem.....
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hahaha this one is too easy.. i'll just leave it alone..
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07-17-2017, 04:11 PM
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Join Date: Mar 18, 2017
Location: Twin Peaks
Posts: 399
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That's why I quit wearing underwear way back there....have to aerate the little guys downstairs.
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07-17-2017, 04:19 PM
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User ID: 399870
Join Date: May 3, 2017
Location: N.Arlington
Posts: 534
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Omg It seems to be worse with either the older or much hairier guys!
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07-17-2017, 04:24 PM
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Premium Access
Join Date: Dec 12, 2013
Location: D/FW
Posts: 908
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Wasn't there a provider who had the shit stained comforter story? How hard is it to wipe properly? Better yet, try taking a shower before you go and see a woman.
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07-17-2017, 04:24 PM
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Lol ..
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07-17-2017, 04:34 PM
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I Can Be Your Pornstar
User ID: 261017
Join Date: Sep 19, 2014
Location: North Dallas/Addison/Carrollton
Posts: 1,632
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Ugh balls that smell like armpit
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07-17-2017, 04:34 PM
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"Moved on"..
User ID: 78361
Join Date: Apr 13, 2011
Location: DFW
Posts: 3,986
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Mandatory shower policy works 66% of the time. GUYS please learn to use a washcloth with soapy water to wash your ass, cock and balls....running water over it just doesn't do the trick. It's HOT in Texas.
Just because you have a Sitting" office job and it's noon....did you toot or poop this morning...pretty sure you didn't wash up afterwards. It may sound minor....but when you see someone say "she is s YMMV provider" ... You might want to consider the reason.
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07-17-2017, 04:47 PM
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Join Date: Jun 10, 2012
Location: Plano
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Baby wipes....
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07-17-2017, 05:04 PM
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Join Date: Feb 9, 2011
Location: Earth
Posts: 1,846
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I was just speaking to a provider about this the other day, and I told her:
"I have a rule: if I want a provider to put her lips ANYWHERE on my body, I wash it with soap and/or body wash. If I want her to kiss me (because I like to kiss), I make sure I brush the front of my teeth, the back of my teeth, my gums, and my tongue (that's where all your bad breath comes from). I even chew gum on the way to the chicks incall! I also make sure my clothes are clean and I don't have on strong cologne at all. When I walk up to your door, I am Zestfully clean."
So for those "YMMV" girls, I get the most "miles". I look at it like this: If I invest a little bit of time to take care of my hygiene, the lady will probably invest a lot of time making me happy.
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07-17-2017, 05:23 PM
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A Fucking Amazon
User ID: 78431
Join Date: Apr 13, 2011
Location: On Point
Posts: 3,318
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Just fucking ridiculous that grown ass men don't know how or just dont care to be hygenic. Dicks smell. Balls smell. Ass smells. Breath smells.
If I am ever referred to to as a YMMV provider within services I provide...it's because you are fucked up and funky...
And like Alaine said...learn how to wash. Rubbing some water and soap on it don't work. Put your leg up on the corner of the tub, lather up, wash completely and thoroughly rinse. Rinse out your washcloth and re- soap and do it again...
Pretty embarrassing and shameful to even have to tell grown ass people to do this. Men or women.
Wtf??
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07-17-2017, 05:34 PM
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El Hombre de la Mancha
Join Date: Dec 30, 2009
Location: State of Confusion
Posts: 46,370
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I thought bathing was for Saturday nights ...
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