Andy B is a funny guy!
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/mtg...dRedirect=true
MTG Despondent That Christopher Columbus Was Jewish: “First Jesus, Now Him?”
OCT 14, 2024
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene was devastated on Monday to learn that a forensic expert had determined Christopher Columbus was most likely Jewish.
“First Jesus, now him?” the despondent congresswoman blurted to staffers.
According to those familiar with Greene’s remarks, she said it was “totally unfair” that Columbus was Jewish because “they already have enough holidays.”
Vowing to take action, she declared, “This makes it even more urgent that we keep Doug Emhoff out of the White House.”
Happy indigenous People’s Day MTG! LOL!
