When I was in middle school I did a report on birth control myths. Among the usual beliefs that you can't get pregnant the first time you have sex and other common myths, I came across a rather bizarre myth.
Somewhere out there, a woman with 9 children and counting believes that she can't get pregnant if she is wearing high heels during sex. After the first few pregnancies she probably switched to sling back pumps thinking that would solve the problem
I have to wonder - with a spud shoved up the vajayjay, how on earth did she find room for a cock?? Talk about crowded.