How did trump earn the name "Baron von schitzenpants"?

[Diligaf]

There's some interesting background here that I have yet to see discussed. I suppose given what we've seen of MAGAts it shouldn't be a surprise that they embrace the diaperdon and align themselves with this pathetic (literal) piece of shit.

The comic Noel Casler worked on Celebrity Apprentice for six seasons. Unlike his colleagues, Casler thwarted his nondisclosure agreement, enabling him to tell us what he witnessed over his time working on set close to Trump. The following quotes are taken from this interview clip and this article:

"He's [Trump] incontinent from all the speed, all the Adderall he does, the cocaine that he has done for decades. All that stuff has a laxative effect on your bowels, and his are uncontrollable."

Casler said that Trump has been wearing 'diapers since probably the 90s'. Adding that they often had to stop the show for Trump to change his diaper, Casler said that Keith Schiller 's job was to take Trump offset and wipe him down. "Our nickname for Keith was wet wipes."

Casler added that Trump does it, and he almost sits there unaware of it. One time, he saw Ivanka have to whisper in his ear, and then Keith came and took him offstage.

"Trump is not cleaning himself when changing out. It depends on whether he wears a hard plastic girdle and doesn't have the freedom of movement. It's why you see him turn his body from the waist so strangely when standing."

"He would soil himself often after flying into a rage and cursing out the Script Dept because he couldn't read a word. One time, there was the word 'arbitrage' on a cue card, and he freaked out and started screaming that the script department was setting him up, then very loudly evacuated his bowels, and you could smell it."

Other celebrities have vouched for Casler's credibility, but his biggest credibility booster is that despite his violation of the NDA no lawsuits have followed.

Considering past threats of hellfire litigation from Apprentice producers to NDA signers and Trump's love of suing people into poverty for any frivolous thing, that's pretty huge.

Also, Casler originally came out about this around 2019, but the story was mostly buried when the pandemic hit. This discourse was reignited by a recent tweet from former Republican Congressman Adam Kinzinger:

"I'm genuinely surprised how people close to Trump haven't talked about the odor. It's truly something to behold. Wear a mask if you can."

Here is a detailed 1 hr 20 min podcast that interviews Casler about these topics and more. And here's another one

If none of this were true, Casler would have been sued into oblivion by now.

[winn dixie]

Many first hand experiences witnessing err smelling von shitzenpants.
Well documented! Lolling
It's in court records.
Bahahahaha

[Yssup Rider]

[jan-w]

His wacko zealots will gladly furnish him with all the Depends he needs...and wipe his orange ass to boot.

[Diligaf]

Originally Posted by Diligaf

There's some interesting background here that I have yet to see discussed. I suppose given what we've seen of MAGAts it shouldn't be a surprise that they embrace the diaperdon and align themselves with this pathetic (literal) piece of shit.



If none of this were true, Casler would have been sued into oblivion by now.

Looks like some of the links from the article got fucked up. Here's a list of them that are clickable.

Full Disclosure: An Interview with Noel Casler
https://gregolear.substack.com/p/ful...interview-with

(1) #DiaperDon: Former Apprentice Staffer Noel Casler Reveals All - YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/watch

'Trump Often Soiled His Pants on The Apprentice Show, Wore Diapers', Claims Comedian Noel Casler
https://www.ibtimes.sg/trump-often-s...l-casler-53721

(1) The Absurdity of It All (with Noel Casler)
https://gregolear.substack.com/p/the...-all-with-noel

Keith Schiller - Wikiwand
https://www.wikiwand.com/en/Keith_Schiller

Ex 'Apprentice' Staffer Says Trump Snorts Adderall and 'Can't Read' | Complex
https://www.complex.com/life/a/trace...rall-cant-read

Former Apprentice Staffer Noel Casler Accuses Donald Trump of Drug Use
https://people.com/tv/former-apprent...rump-drug-use/

TRUMP: NDA ENFORCEMENT / LITIGATION INVOLVING TRUMP (NOEL CASLER) - Florida Justice
https://floridajustice.com/trump-nda...p-noel-casler/

THE HIGHEST OFFICE — NOEL CASLER
https://www.noelcasler.com/news/the-highest-office

#TrumpSmells Becomes Top Trend in U.S. As Claims of Putrid Odor Go Viral - MeidasTouch News
https://meidasnews.com/news/trumpsme...-odor-go-viral

Ex-GOP lawmaker describes Trump as smelling like a mix of armpits, ketchup and a butt
https://www.yahoo.com/news/ex-gop-la...001102631.html

The Hole: Apprentice Staffer Noel Casler Dishes on Trump on Apple Podcasts
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas...le/id378753355

Prevail with Greg Olear: The Absurdity of It All (Season Two Finale, with Noel Casler) on Apple Podcasts
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas...r/id1553506699

[Jackie S]

Absurd.

[txdot-guy]

Originally Posted by Jackie S

Absurd.

Agreed

[Diligaf]

Then why doesn't he sue the guy for defamation and violating the NDA? He sues everyone else in sight over the slightest provocation.

Or he could just drop his 60-someodd inch waistline trousers and prove he's only got his tidy whiteys on. With no shit stains.

[txdot-guy]

Old men shitting themselves isn't funny. What funny about "Baron von schitzenpants" is that fact that Michael Cohen said it, and it ended up on a court transcript.

I think it's hilarious that Michael Cohen is using Trump's own use of clever insulting nicknames against him.