This isn't helping bcg's mood, any...

[bluffcityguy]

Somewhere out there, people are having far more fun than I ever had or ever will.

I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystery man.

--http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

OTOH, at least I've never been tempted to do the trapped coyote maneuver.* That has to count for something on the plus side of the ledger.

Cheers,

bcg

* i.e., woke up in a strange bed with my arm underneath a woman so ugly I wanted to gnaw my arm off so I could get away without waking her. --bcg

[Mr.Chan]

Originally Posted by bluffcityguy

Somewhere out there, people are having more fun than I ever had or ever will.
--http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

OTOH, at least I've never been tempted to do the trapped coyote maneuver.* That has to count for something on the plus side of the ledger.

Cheers,

bcg

* i.e., woke up in a strange bed with my arm underneath a woman so ugly I wanted to gnaw my arm off so I could get away without waking her. --bcg

Swiss Army knife most helpful in many hazardous situations.

[bluffcityguy]

Originally Posted by Mr.Chan

Swiss Army knife most helpful in many hazardous situations.

True. Unfortunately in that situation, usually the Swiss Army knife is in the trouser pocket, and the trousers are usually on the floor of the bedroom. Well out of reach.

At least that's what I've been told. Been so long now I can't remember.



Cheers,

bcg

[bodyofagodbudha]

Budha was trapped in this delicate situtation one morning after the ploughing festival. budha was not in right mind. so he jerked his arm out and (accidently ) made her roll off the other side of bed. she knocked herself out on the floor. after checking if she was ok ( she was fine just knocked out) Budha had time to put on his robe and walk away, no rush. ha ha

[BIG C]

That is why one must always make sure that one has plenty of booze left and always make sure that it's within arm's length.....The booze can serve either one of two purposes:

1: I find that with enough booze I can drink almost any ugly girl fine again; or

2: If I have to knaw my arm off the alcohol goes a long way towards dulling the pain

[Guest032112]

Originally Posted by BIG C

1: I find that with enough booze I can drink almost any ugly girl fine again; . . .

If we're playing jeopardy, the question is, "What is the difference between a fox and a pig?

[bluffcityguy]

Originally Posted by arklookn4lovn

If we're playing jeopardy, the question is, "What is the difference between a fox and a pig?

And if we aren't, the canonical answer is "a six pack".

Though in my case, it's going to take closer to a case.

Cheers,

bcg

[TechOnex]

Coyote Ugly - CU - knaw that arm off she is sleeping on, to get away.
Double Coyote Ugly - DCU - Knaw the other arm off too, so this won't happen again.
Triple Coyote Ugly - TCU - knaw the plough next, so this *can't* happen again!