I swear this is a true story.
Last summer there were two young and very beautiful visiting the Kansas City Zoo. They decided to visit the gorilla (now you know this is a true story). They started to tease the guy by backing up near the cage and shaking their behind at them. The gorilla reached out with his long arms and pulled one of the girls right up to the cage right next to him and completed the deed.
The zookeepers came running and took her to the hospital to have things checked out. Two days later they allowed her friend to visit. She found her and found her friend in tears.
What is the matter she asked; it has been three days, are you in pain.
The answer was, no I don't hurt; but,
It has been three days and he hasn't called, written, sent a text. Nothing.
JR