Is your BIRTHDAY Wednesday? I got this message from your WIFE

[alaine]

Just heads up if you have a birthday on Wednesday.....I got this message from someone's wife in response to my BP Rusty Trombone ad.


My husband has asked for a rusty trombone for his birthday, which is Wednesday. I've scoured the pawn shops and music stores, and I haven't found one. I am guessing that rusty ones will be cheaper than new ones, and I don't know what the big deal is, but it's what he wants and he is very specific about it. I could have bought a dozen new ones at this point, but he says that a rusty trombone is nostalgic for him, so I suppose it will mean more. If you are selling (or even giving away) a rusty trombone, please let me know what you have, how much it costs and how I can get it (will you deliver it, or will I have to go to you?). Also, suggestions on how to wrap such a thing? Please help, I am down to the wire on this thing and I don't like being this late with a gift!!!

[MrGiz]

Brilliant!!
Maybe the finest signature line I've ever seen!!