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04-01-2014, 03:25 PM
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Ads now more unreadable
If there was one thing not needed in provider ads, multi colored emoticons was it.
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04-01-2014, 03:49 PM
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You know I'm gonna have to look for this now
self edit....
UR #1�� Pick ←•• ⭐❌⭕⭐❗ B i - R A C i A L ❗⭐❌⭕⭐❗ B E A U T Y ❗⭐❌⭕⭐❗[Last Day Im Leaving tomorrow]
��N€W PICS �� �� UR #1�� Pick ♥ [ PRETTY ]������♥ [��Upscale Bombshell�� ] ���� ��[ REAL�� ] ��
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-Tiffany Dymond
Question: Why does the ad link up to St Louis BP of a different hooker?
HOT * SEXY ✨❤~**~*EXOTIC *~* PLAYMATE ❤ BOmBSHELL I'd love to be your anytime entertainment! Blonde, 5'5 , 125lbs, super sexy playmate.
~~~ஐ.✵. ஐAmazing body, gorgeous face, with a personality to match...I will provide an incredible unrushed service...Guaranteed to leave you wanting more!ஐ.✵. ஐ~~~
available anytime...
Uh huh....
Let me suck you back to life Doubles April 1-6 MY NAME IS JESSIE STONE AND I'M A DFW PROVIDER THAT INTENDS TO BRING A BIG BANG TO THE CITY WITH MY DYNAMITE PACKAGE!!!
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04-01-2014, 05:07 PM
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Sorry guys. Thts was a complete accident. I'm working to fix it now
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04-01-2014, 08:03 PM
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I'm gonna have to update my hooker ad decoder ring again
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04-01-2014, 09:51 PM
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FG will be jealous
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04-01-2014, 10:06 PM
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How do they get it so colorful? Why do they get it so colorful?
What's with the hyroglyphics? Is the degree of character variety directly or inversely proportional to the quality of BBBJ?
Curious minds want to know.
Kisses,
VP
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04-01-2014, 10:09 PM
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Damn Straight...
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Originally Posted by Veronica Peach
How do they get it so colorful? Why do they get it so colorful?
What's with the hyroglyphics? Is the degree of character variety directly or inversely proportional to the quality of BBBJ?
Curious minds want to know.
Kisses,
VP
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Yeah, I wanna know...
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04-02-2014, 01:14 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Veronica Peach
How do they get it so colorful? Why do they get it so colorful?
What's with the hyroglyphics? Is the degree of character variety directly or inversely proportional to the quality of BBBJ?
Curious minds want to know.
Kisses,
VP
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To me the hieroglyphics character variety is directly proportion to her pimps number of sparkle apps on his Motorola Razr phone
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04-02-2014, 05:18 AM
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Yeah, I would bet they are getting PM'd to death by providers wanting to know how. I give it a month before the entire ad section is nothing more than a BP look a like. I wont even bother to look at that section once that happens. I blame lazy parents and a poor public school system.
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04-02-2014, 07:55 AM
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Originally Posted by hardnfast
To me the hieroglyphics character variety is directly proportion to her pimps number of sparkle apps on his Motorola Razr phone
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04-02-2014, 01:45 PM
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My first job was mowing lawns at give or take 11 or 12 years old. I ran an ad in the classified section in the weekly paper of my small town. I put several lines about me, my equipment, and services. Of course, I received calls.
Someone, I don't remember who...but not the lady taking money for my ad...suggested that I save money on my ad by getting it to either 2 or 3 lines. That was the base price. The suggestion was to change the ad to:
"Lawns mowed. Great work, reasonable prices, 5-1212" (LOL only needed to dial five digits of the phone number back then.)
I'm telling you....I got a lot more calls and a lot more business out of that ad then the one full of useless info nobody had time to read.
The ad got the call...my work kept them calling back.
So maybe that correlates here to:
"Great pussy. Reasonable donations. Cum fuck me."
with one or two pics so potential client doesn't have to click to the showcase.
If that won't get you fucked, bull shit ads with Backpage cryptic fonts and headers isn't going to help.
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04-02-2014, 02:11 PM
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Yes!!!!
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Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter
My first job was mowing lawns at give or take 11 or 12 years old. I ran an ad in the classified section in the weekly paper of my small town. I put several lines about me, my equipment, and services. Of course, I received calls.
Someone, I don't remember who...but not the lady taking money for my ad...suggested that I save money on my ad by getting it to either 2 or 3 lines. That was the base price. The suggestion was to change the ad to:
"Lawns mowed. Great work, reasonable prices, 5-1212" (LOL only needed to dial five digits of the phone number back then.)
I'm telling you....I got a lot more calls and a lot more business out of that ad then the one full of useless info nobody had time to read.
The ad got the call...my work kept them calling back.
So maybe that correlates here to:
"Great pussy. Reasonable donations. Cum fuck me."
with one or two pics so potential client doesn't have to click to the showcase.
If that won't get you fucked, bull shit ads with Backpage cryptic fonts and headers isn't going to help.
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04-02-2014, 02:20 PM
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Sensual Therapist
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I'm a firm believer in simplicity at its finest.
Call me, let's meet, and let's have fun. What else needs to be said?
Kisses,
VP
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04-02-2014, 02:39 PM
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I'll take "Where Can I Purchase Big Chief please" for 500, Alex
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04-02-2014, 06:11 PM
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~P....you forgot your pencils:
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