deer camp
Four guys were at deer camp. They had to bunk two to a room.
No one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly.
They decided it was not fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
The first guy, Bill slept with Daryl and came to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.
The others said, "Man what happened to you?"
He said, "Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."
The next night it was Harry's turn. In the morning, same thing ... Hair all standing up,eyes all bloodshot.
The others said, "Man what happened to you? You look awful."
Harry said, "That Daryl shakes the roof. I sat up and watched him all night."
The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football player, a man's man.
The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy tailed, looking well rested,
"Good morning," he said.
The others stared at him in amazement.
They couldn't believe their eyes!
They said, "Man what happened?"
Frank said
Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl into bed and kissed him good night.
He sat up and watched me all night.
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