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Old 08-24-2011, 12:12 AM   #1
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Default HOOKER JOKE OF THE DAY (24 AUGUST 2011)
One day a hooker went to file her taxes, and for occupation she put prostitution. The tax collector explained that prostitution was an illegal occupation. She said she'd have to go home and think about it and that she'd call him back in a hour with her occupation. An hour later she called him and said, "I've got it... I'm a chicken farmer." He said, "How do you get chicken farmer out of prostitution." She said, "I raised over a thousand cocks last year."
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Hahahaha! Too cute. I love it. Thanks for the laugh.
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Hi Berk,
Now that is funny!!
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Lmfao...heheeeee!!!!!!!!!!
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Q: What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
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LAL, That's classic. Very funny!!
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Q: Did you hear about the hooker that had her appendix taken out?
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