Al Smith Dinner

[Flair4Drama]

Here are Trump's top jokes of the night:

5. Trump said he didn't realize men could get periods until he saw Tim Walz.

4. Trump says he has to wrap up his speech so New York can turn the room into an illegal migrant shelter.

3. Trump says he isn't worried about White Dudes for Harris voters because all their wives' boyfriends are voting for him.

2. Trump gives Kamala Harris advice on her childcare plan, tells her not to let her husband near the nannies.

1. Trump trolls Chuck Schumer, says he has a chance at becoming the first female president.

[Flair4Drama]

6. President Trump: "Unfortunately Governor Walz isn't here himself, but don't worry, he'll say that he was."

[Flair4Drama]

7. Kamala couldn’t be there because she’s in Michigan receiving communion doritos from Gretchen Whitmer.

[Flair4Drama]

The best comedy is always rooted in truth.....


Jim Gaffigan: "The Democrats have been telling us Trump's reelection is a threat to democracy. In fact, they were so concerned of this threat, they staged a coup, ousted their democratically elected incumbent, and installed Kamala Harris."

[rooster]

Agreed! ALL of these kneeslappers are completely true also! One hundred percent. Cuz Stupor Trump says so.

- There were good people on both sides

- Tariff is my favorite word

- I am very good at mathematics

- They are eating things they are not supposed to be

- The election was stolen

- They are all out to get me

- The "weave" is not cognitive decline. It's genius

- I am the healthiest person ever to run for President

- I hold all of the course records at my golf clubs

- I have the best beach body

(That list took 14 seconds...I could do this all damn day)

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[The_Waco_Kid]

as usual the morons in the press are outraged by Trump's speech. yet who gets a free pass? Harris.

let's roll that beautiful bean footage ..





here's Harris and her "SNL skit"

two words

pit sniffing





PIT SNIFFING


BAHHAAAAA

[rooster]

Why does Gaffigan seem so nervous and unpolished? Almost like he's never been behind a microphone before. Strange.

This thread is a great example of the fuckheads we have all become. We criticize people now for making lame jokes at a major charitable fundraiser. We are doomed.

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[Flair4Drama]

Originally Posted by rooster

Agreed! ALL of these kneeslappers are completely true also! One hundred percent. Cuz Stupor Trump says so.

- There were good people on both sides

As we both know, this LIE has been proven false over and over again.
You sir are the one guilty of PROMOTING misinformation at every turn.
Apparently, words have consequences.

Edit add -- You want a lie? Try this one -- If you like your plan you can keep your plan....

[Laugh-riot]

Originally Posted by Flair4Drama

Here are Trump's top jokes of the night:

5. Trump said he didn't realize men could get periods until he saw Tim Walz.

4. Trump says he has to wrap up his speech so New York can turn the room into an illegal migrant shelter.

3. Trump says he isn't worried about White Dudes for Harris voters because all their wives' boyfriends are voting for him.

2. Trump gives Kamala Harris advice on her childcare plan, tells her not to let her husband near the nannies.

1. Trump trolls Chuck Schumer, says he has a chance at becoming the first female president.

Originally Posted by Flair4Drama

6. President Trump: "Unfortunately Governor Walz isn't here himself, but don't worry, he'll say that he was."

Originally Posted by Flair4Drama

The best comedy is always rooted in truth.....


Jim Gaffigan: "The Democrats have been telling us Trump's reelection is a threat to democracy. In fact, they were so concerned of this threat, they staged a coup, ousted their democratically elected incumbent, and installed Kamala Harris."

Thanks for live posting it all for us. The real joke was the smegma secretion that you're quoting. Hopefully he gets washed away in a few weeks. He can work on his routines in jail.

[rooster]

Originally Posted by Flair4Drama

As we both know, this LIE has been proven false over and over again.
You sir are the one guilty of PROMOTING misinformation at every turn.
Apparently, words have consequences.

Edit add -- You want a lie? Try this one -- If you like your plan you can keep your plan....

I know you are, but what am I?

Jesus. I'm done with this. It's not boring. Or even frustrating. It's depressing.

Say whatever the fuck you want.

Turn the lies up to 11.

The vitriol too.

Play to your choir.

I wish your life was more fulfilling. Mine is, and so I am out of this kind of nonsense. It makes me a worse man. And I fucking hate it.

I was not true to my recent "reality check" with this storm. I am forcing a massive reset.

I have a giant hole in my roof. It will cost me $2500 just to get rid of the goddam tree that made it. But my family is fine, and I enjoy being with them. I think they even enjoy being with me some of the time. I am actually very fortunate! And I sure AF don't need this.

So I'm havin a beer, listening to tunes, smoking a VERY fine cigar, and the weather is awesome. I might even fuck a hooker tomorrow, if I can find one. But I sure AF ain't spending no more time on a beautiful Friday night playing into this bullshit. Ever.

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[LayingPipe]

President Trumps compliments to top Democrats in NY were sincere showing his willingness to work with them.

To Charles Schumer " I wrote him his first check when he started a political career.I saw that he was a good man"

To Gov. Kathy Hochul “Good job. It’s not an easy one, is it? But you’re doing all right.”

[JONBALLS]

"Trumps got no balls"

"Trumps got no balls"

uh .... sure

unlike showing up to a mostly hostile event

only to de pants and humiliate Chuck EEE FU Scumer

President Trump places his anointed hand on

Cuck EEE FU Scumer s slumping shoulders and enraged /horrified

face , any slumping lower he would be crawling under the table



the SAME Cuck EEE FU Schumer that threatens supreme court judges

with "the whirlwind" and

President Trump THat

"when you mess with the intelligent agencies they have three ways

to Sunday to get back at you"


Super Trump walks right in like a BOSS and rubs it even more

in the Devils Face and what does the devil HATE THE MOST?

BEing MOCKED....

[Flair4Drama]

Here is what she is doing instead of "the catholic thing"

She will be campaigning with Usher.

Yes, that Usher.

The one who bragged about giving Justin Bieber to P. Diddy for a weekend as a 'gift', and then deleted all his posts after P. Diddy was arrested for sex trafficking, rape, etc.

Yeah, that Usher. 😬

[JONBALLS]

Originally Posted by The_Waco_Kid

Originally Posted by Flair4Drama

She will be campaigning with Usher.

weird, she has ALL of Hollywood behind her and George clooney

etc etc and THAT video was the best ALL of Hollywood could come up with

[FBSMLUVR]

That Kamala video is definitely cringeworthy. Kept thinking to myself…”wtf is this? You gotta be kidding me!”