https://www.urbandictionary.com/defi...rm=Progressive
TOP DEFINITION
Progressive
1)An epitaph for a radical-liberal or socialist.
2)Someone whose pneumatic demagoguery tends to cloud their judgment.
3)Someone who makes acyrologia of the words "logic" and "science."
4)Someone who believes all Scandinavian propaganda on how great socialism is, yet fails to realize how authoritarian things have become there.
5)People who ignore the +100 million who have died under socialist rule.
6)People who protest the killing and eating of animals while they vacuum out a human fetus from their/their girlfriends uterus.
7)Have lived off their parents until their late 20's early 30's.
8)Someone who thinks the government can fix everything by forcing people to be good at gun point.
9)A plague of dogmatism.
"Those Nazis' sure were progressive."
"Starving Russian mothers eating their dead children? Doesn't get more progressive than THAT!"
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Progressive
A term that former liberals co-opted when they discovered that their delusional beliefs didn't fit any recognized definition of the word liberal.
These fools are frequently self-loathing, unsuccessful losers who can only feel better by projecting their failures onto their opponents.
A "Progressive" is identified by the following behaviors/beliefs:
- Knows what is best for everybody else
- Claims to be well-informed even though they get their news/talking points from the Daily KOS and/or MSNBC
- Believes that personal wealth is evil yrt they fawn over wealthy celebrities and limousine liberals
- Believes corporations and profit are evil, and will tweet about this 24/7 on their fancy iPad
- Thinks name-calling and demonizing opponents is the same as debate
- Accuses every person with a dissenting view of being a racist
- Supported Occupy Wall Street from the comfort of their living room, not the rape tent
- Drives a Prius with a COEXIST bumper sticker
- Believes in the rights of everyone, except those who disagree
- Thinks the Constitution is flawed because they can't control all 3 branches of government
- Believes YOUR success could only have come at THEIR expense
- Believes Al Gore is right about global warming, even though his carbon footprint 100X of the average person
- Thinks voter identification is racist, because it discriminates against dead people
Conservative: I believe in personal responsibility and smaller government
Progressive: You racist hate-monger
Conservative: You said you believed in equal rights for everybody
Progressive: Racist! You should die!
Urban Dictionary: Progressive
